It's probably more reliable than my telepathic connection to John Wardleys mind and my £20 spy kit from Argos which allowed me to spy on all the planning meetings.
As a result of those things, I can bring you exclusive news that it will be a custom Pinfari Zyklon after Alton Towers bought revived the extinct company and re-installed all it's staff. The ride will only be open on Pagan festivals and a rabid dog will eat anybody who sits in the front left seat, right seat in the second row, and left on the third row. ALl other seats are fine, apart from rear left and second rear right. These riders will die onride. Unless they live, in which case they will be shot upon return. Survivors will be shot again. Anyone still surviving is a zombie and will cause a mass evacuation and a new Pinfari in your honour in which all riders will die and become zombies who will take over Alton Village so they can build what ever they want.
Yeah, your brothers girlfriends cousins cats vets mechanics mums hairdressers nephew twice removed who works as an after hours cleaner at Alton Towers is probably more reliable...