My answer: What do
you want your 1,000th to be?
According to some strings of Subjectivity Theory, the underlying driver to that question will infer not only which coaster you choose to qualify as 1,000 - it would actually have a likelihood to inspire and shape your entire day's agenda. As social beings, humans love stability and predictability, but are too often warped/influenced by primitive desire, which can cause the explosion of hypotheticals with weird, in-between areas. To pull from some meta themes of Rhetorical Theory, the desire for stability and predictability can actually inspire a want for control, which to some extent could be why folks feel so bold as to create
their rules for coaster count rather than accept the group norm, wanting to exert more control on their perceived reality.
... hey look! I got to use my philosophy degree today!
And let's be honest, respect the classics - Grand National as #1,000 all the way.
