The offical anti-joke thread.

[toofpikk]

First post (wooh!!)

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

Why did Miranda fall off her tricycle?
She was hit by a bus.

Why did Bob fall into the road clutching his knee?
His Dad was a psychopath and stabbed him with a blunt bread knife.

 

[toofpikk]

First post (wooh!!)

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

Why did Miranda fall off her tricycle?
She was hit by a bus.

Why did Bob fall into the road clutching his knee?
His Dad was a psychopath and stabbed him with a blunt bread knife.

 

[Shirofukurou]

You know you're a redneck when...

...

...you forget to put sunblock on your neck.

 

[Howie]

Bought some venison the other day.

It was expensive.

 

[GuyWithAStick]

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist.

 

[Howie]

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

 

[CarolinaRider]

What's the difference between an elementary school and a brothel?

Nothing.

 

[YUNG_CHOPPA]

A bird and a bee walked into a bar,

They sat on the other side of the bar from each other, never talked, and then eventually left by themself.

 

[TommyAlex]

A horse walks into a bar.

Turns out it now has a broken nose.

 

[VTCGA5]

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb

 

[Alaeriia]

How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
Two in front, two in back.

How do you get four giraffes in a Mini?
You can't; it's full of elephants.

How do you get two whales in a Mini?
Take the M4 and cross the Severn Bridge.

 

[TommyAlex]

My friend tried viagra once. It got stuck in his throat, and he had a stiff neck for ages!

Well, until he eventually choked to death on it.