5 years on CoasterForce! 
Where on Earth has that gone??
Where on Earth has that gone??-
Google 'Thanos'. Click on the gauntlet. You're welcome.
Changed my FB profile pic. Terrorism defeated.
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician. A Czech one too.
Got mugged by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy.
Anyone planning on going to Phantasialand before Xmas? Need a favour...
I wonder if a squirrel ever thinks to itself; 'Man, I am so f***ing sick of nuts! What I wouldn't give for a grapefruit'.
If you love something, set it on fire. If it... wait, is that right? Sh*t! Be right back...
Happy birthday Madonna - looking great at 60. Still got the body of a man half her age.
That thing when roads have airtime hills, and you always drive that little bit faster than you should. We all do it
Outlaw Run is the tits. That is all.
'Murica! One month! Tick tock tick tock...
Have you been missold Pi? You could be owed £3.1415926.
Just saw Arnold Schwarzenegger in Tesco buying a load of chocolate eggs. I said to him, "Y'have to love Easter, baby".
What do you call a yeti with a six pack? The Abdominal Snowman.
Is it me, or does February feel like the 'Tuesday'' of the year?
Jokes about Yoda are out of order.
My new year's resolution is to stop asking rhetorical questions. How cool is that?
Just think, sticking your arms in the air on a coaster probably slows it down. Surely it'd be more streamlined if everyone hunkered down?
Are you a millennial? Click like for yes, send pigeon for no.
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