Howie

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  Howie

• Jun 29, 2020

Amazing fact: You can always see your own nose, but your brain filters it out.

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  Howie

• Apr 6, 2020

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius loop? To get to the same side.

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  Howie

• Mar 17, 2020

Life challenge: desperately trying NOT to look like a crazy person stockpiling as you do your normal weekly shop.

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  Howie

• Jul 6, 2019

5 years on CoasterForce! Where on Earth has that gone??

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  Howie

• Apr 26, 2019

Google 'Thanos'. Click on the gauntlet. You're welcome.

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  Howie

• Mar 17, 2019

Changed my FB profile pic. Terrorism defeated.

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  Howie

• Mar 2, 2019

I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician. A Czech one too.

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  Howie

• Dec 27, 2018

Got mugged by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy.

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  Howie

• Nov 17, 2018

Anyone planning on going to Phantasialand before Xmas? Need a favour...

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  Howie

• Sep 21, 2018

I wonder if a squirrel ever thinks to itself; 'Man, I am so f***ing sick of nuts! What I wouldn't give for a grapefruit'.

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  Howie

• Sep 18, 2018

If you love something, set it on fire. If it... wait, is that right? Sh*t! Be right back...

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  Howie

• Aug 16, 2018

Happy birthday Madonna - looking great at 60. Still got the body of a man half her age.

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  Howie

• Jun 15, 2018

That thing when roads have airtime hills, and you always drive that little bit faster than you should. We all do it

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  Howie

• Jun 8, 2018

Outlaw Run is the tits. That is all.

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  Howie

• May 3, 2018

'Murica! One month! Tick tock tick tock...

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  Howie

• Apr 24, 2018

Have you been missold Pi? You could be owed £3.1415926.

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  Howie

• Mar 27, 2018

Just saw Arnold Schwarzenegger in Tesco buying a load of chocolate eggs. I said to him, "Y'have to love Easter, baby".

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  Howie

• Mar 1, 2018

What do you call a yeti with a six pack? The Abdominal Snowman.

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  Howie

• Feb 2, 2018

Is it me, or does February feel like the 'Tuesday'' of the year?

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  Howie

• Jan 14, 2018

Jokes about Yoda are out of order.