Now the question remains: why wasn't all that done ten years ago?
As Pierre himself says in the interview, huge projects like this one will always encounter bumps in the road that cause it to be held back. I admit that this particular project has encountered quite a number of these in the past, but provided consultations and the planning application go well, hopefully this will provide more plain sailing for the project from here on out!Now the question remains: why wasn't all that done ten years ago?
There are going to be coasters; the planning application has asked for permission to build coasters of up to 40m tall, so that’s exciting! PY Gerbeau also said in a previous interview about there being “three or four” major rollercoasters, so the park will not be without fun stuff for the coaster geeks!You know what?
I'm starting to think that this might actually happen.
What I'm less convinced about is whether it will be any good. I know the details are all still very vague at the moment, but nothing about this project so far is actually getting me excited in any way.
Sure, the concept art looks pretty and colourful but... where are all the rides?? We already know the coasters will very probably have a height ceiling, so we can forget about any hypers, gigas or T-Rex's.
"Most of the attractions will be indoors/undercover". Yeah great, can't wait for that.
"We're not going to do what's been done before, no matter how good or popular it has been". What?? Are you having a laugh? Surely a better business model would to take the very best of what's been done before... and copy it! You know what else was an undercover attraction that hadn't been done before? Derren Brown's Ghost Train. That's it in a nutshell folks - it's gonna be a park filled with the equivalent of a bunch of Derren Brown's Ghost Train's, but based on BBC stuff.
It's gonna be massively overpriced right from the off. Let's face it, it's gonna have to be, just to recoup the 12 years of lost investment in planning the bloody place.
Remember when Disneyland Paris (or the awfully named EuroDisney, as it was known back then) opened? Huuuuge investment, massive infrastructure project and ultimately utter sh*t for the first decade? Yeah, it's gonna be that all over again, with echoes of the Millenium Dome thrown in for good measure.
Yeah nah, I've given up hope on this thing long ago. I'm 46 ffs! I might live to see it open, but I'm fairly sure I'll be long gone (or at least well past my coasting days) before this place is gonna be worth visiting.
For me this comparison totally doesn't work because I don't remember Euro Disney being utter **** at all. As a young teenager it was the number #1 place to go in Europe. Sure Blackpool Pleasure Beach was exciting with the Big One but it wasn't a place that would transport you away for multi days like Euro Disney was. There was nothing else like it in Europe in those days. (others indeed have now caught up and in some ways surpassed) You'd literally needed to have bags of money to fly to the States to have a similar experience. Even then I wasn't THAT impressed with the California park in the 90s to be honest. Riding the original Big Thunder Mountain was a let down in comparison I remember. No thundering through a dark tunnel like crazy.You know what?
I'm starting to think that this might actually happen.
What I'm less convinced about is whether it will be any good. I know the details are all still very vague at the moment, but nothing about this project so far is actually getting me excited in any way.
Sure, the concept art looks pretty and colourful but... where are all the rides?? We already know the coasters will very probably have a height ceiling, so we can forget about any hypers, gigas or T-Rex's.
"Most of the attractions will be indoors/undercover". Yeah great, can't wait for that.
"We're not going to do what's been done before, no matter how good or popular it has been". What?? Are you having a laugh? Surely a better business model would to take the very best of what's been done before... and copy it! You know what else was an undercover attraction that hadn't been done before? Derren Brown's Ghost Train. That's it in a nutshell folks - it's gonna be a park filled with the equivalent of a bunch of Derren Brown's Ghost Train's, but based on BBC stuff.
It's gonna be massively overpriced right from the off. Let's face it, it's gonna have to be, just to recoup the 12 years of lost investment in planning the bloody place.
Remember when Disneyland Paris (or the awfully named EuroDisney, as it was known back then) opened? Huuuuge investment, massive infrastructure project and ultimately utter sh*t for the first decade? Yeah, it's gonna be that all over again, with echoes of the Millenium Dome thrown in for good measure.
Yeah nah, I've given up hope on this thing long ago. I'm 46 ffs! I might live to see it open, but I'm fairly sure I'll be long gone (or at least well past my coasting days) before this place is gonna be worth visiting.
Take from this what you will.Chinese company invested 3.2 billion pounds in London theme park
Source: Theme Park | Time: April 4, 2019
On October 21, 2018, China Zhongfu Group announced that it will invest 3.2 billion pounds to participate in the development of the London Paramount Entertainment Resort project. This is another major project after Zhongfu announced that it will invest 250 million pounds to build a UK Cornish resort project and invest 2 billion pounds to build a British biomass power station.
It is understood that the project began construction in 2017 and is scheduled to be completed in 2021. Covering an area of 872 acres (approximately 3.53 million square meters), the theme park project is located on the banks of the River Thames in Kent, East London, close to the London Outer Ring Road M25 and will create 27,000 jobs locally. At the same time, the project also signed a landmark cooperation agreement with BBC Universal: the park will set up rides designed according to BBC programs, such as Doctor Who and Top Gear. After the project is completed, it is expected to attract 15 million tourists to visit.
In addition to the theme park, festival facilities, hotels and other supporting facilities will be built.
It’ll be a Nandos and a cinema. Maybe an escape room.
^ Put it in a blackout tent, turn the trains backwards and call it 'Worm: Your Way Out'. Done, perfect.
Beat that London Resort, for the love of sanity beat that - and soon before even the most hardy supporter loses faith.