Jade Goody

[Harvey]

I wouldn't pay a red copper for one of those things.

 

[mrclam]

The first picture looks like one of those "secret" tampon cases
The 2nd one looks photoshopped.

 

[Sara]

Vadge and I worked this one out while on holiday drinking many free Cerveza's.

Jade will rise from the dead at Easter.

Just you wait...

 

[Dave]

I thought she was alive when my MSN Today popped up with "Jade to give her children the ultimate gift"

 

[the_missus]

^ No, she's already done that by dying.....

 

[Ben]

Am I the only one that finds it ironic all the people who complain about her attention, are the ones posting about her...?

 

[Ian]

i might get one and stick it up my butt

Wouldn't you want somebody more attractive up your butt? Or aren't you that fussy?

 

[AeRo]

Actually Ian, can you maybe pick up some candles, we shall need them on Saturday. Shall we have a wee Edge vigil?

 

[Harvey]

Am I the only one that finds it ironic all the people who complain about her attention, are the ones posting about her...?

The angsty and socially uptight amongst us need a place to vent our frustrations, so FU. <3

 

[Ben]

Well then, if being a hypocrite is your way of venting, go ahead.

 

[mrclam]

Look, put it this way.

I live 5000 miles away from England. But even then, i cant escape hearing about her - thanks to max cliffords involvement.

subsequently i think i have every right to complain about hearing about the ugly fat dumbfck corpse.

Here - i drew a picture.

 

[Harvey]

Well then, if being a hypocrite is your way of venting, go ahead.

I think you would find it quite clear, if you paid notice to the last dozen pages of this topic that we are, and clearly we do not feel that your permission is needed to tackle the subject.

 

[Anonymous]

As I look out of my window preparations are getting underway. Transportable toilets and crowd control barriers are piled up in the church grounds, Epping Forest Council are on site as well as a number of police cars. What's really striking is that the side roads are littered with broadcasting trucks already, obviously securing their place in advance. Loudspeakers and giant screens are also slowly coming together.

It's buzzing around here ill tell you that...

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

Wait, her funeral is only taking place today? Wouldn't she be like, partly disintegrated by now?

 

[Dave]

Not if they are preparing her for a open coffin or preserving her in a glass box like Lenin, so everyone can see how glorious she is. Im not lying Taylor.

 

[Harvey]

Disintegrated isn't quite the right word, decomposed, maybe?

No, bodies can be preserved for a remarkable amount of time using chemicals, and or enbalming procedures.

 

[Screaming Coasters]

Is that how you prepare all your women, Harvey?

 

[Harvey]

I prefer them a little older and mushier, the smell really gives the atmosphere a unique, and frankly sexy feeling.

 

[Screaming Coasters]

LOL!
Looks like we have more than one type of necro on this forum.

 

[Harvey]

I'd make an exception for Goody, I think, bonking her empty, bald, air head silly would give me naught but the greatest feeling of satisfaction.