Re: "Skyrush" - Intamin Hyper - Hersheypark
I love restraint discussions :lol:
Those who have never had a painful restraint experience can't comprehend how anyone could feel pain. Those who have can comprehend that maybe it's just them and others are fine, but that comprehension doesn't ease the pain you've had.
What I find weird is that I'm 6' tall, and find that most (OTS)restraints clamp me at my shoulders. So ride like Rita with strong airtime hurt because all my upper body weight is pressed against my shoulders. I can understand for shorter people it not hurting, because their thighs take most of the weight, plus they have a little give before they hit restraint.
However, I'm not quite tall enough, so I do find the lateral movements make me hit my upper neck/lower jaw on those hardened Intamin restraints. So it's a double whammy for me.
I suspect though that the fact I'm broad and fat doesn't help either. I'm jammed into the restraints, so there's very little give which I think adds to the pain factor.
The end result is that I've had a degree of "pain" on every Intamin I've been on with OTSR, though it's absolutely not restricted to Intamin.
What people really need to do though is not just immediately write off those of us who do suffer pain in the restraints as big girls blouses. It's a real issue... I may have to start a charity for those of us who suffer, it's a legitimate disability. Anyone want to help me make a Christmas charity single?
(To the tune of "Do they know it's Christmas")
#Inta-min restraints, there's no need to be afraid.
Inta-min restraints, it's just the way that you're made.
And in this world of coasters, you can have a ride of joy.
Throw your arms up in the air, for your air time!
But say a prayer, pray for the other ones.
The ones who feel pain, while you're having fun
There's a height and weight window.
And it's a window of pain and fear.
Where the only screams out-flowing, are the bitter screams of pain
And the mechanism locking on the should pads of doom
Well this ride thank God it's them, instead of you!
And there won't be thrill and comfort, at Hersheypark this year
The greatest gift they'll get this year; traction
Where neck chopping times are frequent, no taller man is safe
Do they know it's Intamin at all?
(Here's to you)
Raise lap bars for everyone.
(Here's to them)
Underneath the shoulder ones.
Do they know there's any airtime at all?
Nice lap bars, nice lap bars.
Nice lap bars.
Let them know there's still airtime again!
Repeat until end#