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dropthefloor93

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I swear there used to be a topic on this but I can't find it!

What are your favorite movie quotes?
I would have to say my personal favorites are:

"HERES JOHNNY!" - Jack Nicholson, The Shining

"Im better than ever, Im better than ever, Im better than ever, you f***ers im back" John Malkovich as Osbourne Cox - Burn After Reading

"I believe you have my stapler?" - Stephen Root as Milton Waddams - Office Space

Get at it :D
 
Everything Jules says in Pulp Fiction.

V's intorduction in V for Vendetta

And Mouth behind the painting in the Goonies.

Edit: The Entire part of the Paul Allen bit in American Psycho as well. So many awesome lines.

"I like to disect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?"
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knrdWMIIQ-0[/youtube]
 
"i lesbian you" scott pilgrim, scott pilgrim vs the world
"I gotta go pee on her" scott pilgrim, scott pilgrim vs the world
 
"What could possibly be funny?"
"I put the diamond in the coat......and I put the COAT ON HER!", love that line <3

From Titanic.
 
"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

-Airplane

"What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?"

-Hot Fuzz
 
Can't beat the classics...

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night" - Bette Davis in All About Eve

"You're Norma Desmond. You used to be big."
"I am big. It's the pictures that got small!" - Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court?"
"Why no, your honor, I'm doing my best to hide it!" - Mae West in My Little Chickadee

"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!"
"Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie." - Mae West in Night After Night
 
'Your kids have touched me, and i'm pretty sure i've touched them too!'-School of Rock

'Ohh my god, you (F****ing?) shot Marvin in the face' -Pulp Fiction

'Do you remember the signal?'- Team America:World Police
 
I'll be back

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTx9WMsxLLM[/youtube]

Hasta la vista Baby

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8DHO7XFVkI&feature=related[/youtube]

Guess what I am watching lol.
 
There's a LOT, and I'm sure I, like Arnie, will return to this topic, but...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IkddsjtAA[/youtube]

Clue <3
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU[/youtube]

Continuing from the Nic Cage discussion from Now Showing recently...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U[/youtube]

Two great lines in this clip... I could probs quote Mel Brooks all day...


And of course... "NI!"
 
^Nah, for Blazing Saddles...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ_Sqj7JUn8[/youtube]

And because this 30 second clip has the two I use most in real life... "GAME OVER MAN" and "*insert object* mostly *insert what object does* at night... mostly..."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY[/youtube]
 
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." - Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

"Or like the great falls themselves is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? ERODING! ERODING! ERODING!!!! ... back to you ****ers!" - Bruce Almighty

"No Fogel you ****ing faggot!" - Superbad

"I wanna tickle your bellybutton from the inside"
"Really?"
"Yeah, why not" - Youth in Revolt
 
Do not BELIEVE I forgot this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqgC_BR_pA[/youtube]
 
Ben said:
Do not BELIEVE I forgot this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqgC_BR_pA[/youtube]
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< my face. that is the best one here!
 
Oooooo I love this game!

Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Frank N Furter: It's not easy having a good time... even smiling makes my face ache!

Priscilla Queen of the Desert: (There are a few lol)
Mitzi: There are two things I don't like about you Felicia, your face, so how about shutting both of them...

Bernadette: Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!

Bernadette: Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and f@#k a couple of pigs on the bar.
Bob: Bernadette, please.
Frank: *Bernadette?* Well I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town. Well I suppose you wanna **** too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and f@#k me. That's it. Come on. Come and **** me. Come on. F@#k me.
[Bernadette knees Frank in the groin]
Bernadette: There, now you're f@#ked!

The Birdcage:
Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?

More to come...
 
Mark said:
The Birdcage:
Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?

More to come...
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"Chewing gum helps me think" "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum".
 
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