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Favorite Movie Quotes

"I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant."- Juno

and, of course,

"Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
 
Ben said:
Do not BELIEVE I forgot this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqgC_BR_pA[/youtube]


Smoooooth

I think you may have won.

My favorites have to be from the first scene of Yellow Submarine with Ringo. The whole scene is just brilliant, great quotes. Funny scene.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZSFnqo19Bw[/youtube]

the scene starts with Elenor Rigby, if you dont want to watch the song then FF to about 2:58 for the Ringo scene.
 
^That reminds me of one of my favorites
"It must be one of those unidentified flying cupcakes!" -Yellow Submarine

"That may be true, but I can see you're pushing maximum density" -Breakfast Club

And now all the Airplane quotes :p
"A hospital, what is it?" "It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now."

"Headquarters, what is it?" "Oh it's the big building where the generals meet but that's not important right now."

"The cockpit, what is it?" "Oh it's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit but that's not important right now."

"When are you coming back?" "I can't tell you that. It's classified."

"Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"Surely there must be something you can do?" "I'm doing everything I can. And stop calling me Shirley."

There's so much more from Airplane but I think that's enough. :p
 
THIS is the best bit of Airplane...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZdqsCW8vM[/youtube]
 
Jer said:
My favorites have to be from the first scene of Yellow Submarine with Ringo. The whole scene is just brilliant, great quotes. Funny scene.

this reminds me of
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLTSo1JeFFI[/youtube]

It's not a quote, but I still think it's hilarious
 
"Aziz Light!"

and

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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs

"Has anything you've done made your life better?" - American History X

However the ones that make me laugh......

Anything Arnie says -
"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!!" - The Running Man

"GET TO THA CHOPPAA!!!!" - Predator

"THA BRIDGE IS OWWWWWUUUTTT!!!!" - True Lies

Leslie Nielson -
"Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane!

"Who else is almost dead? Talk, talk you lowlife scum!" "Gee, if you're gonna be like that...." - Naked Gun 2? Can't remember which one

"Prison changes you man..... I used to be white" - Naked Gun 33 1/2
 
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