Re: Cringe Worthy Non Coaster Enthusiast Comments you have h
-Degenerate hillbilly walking past Mystery Mine: "Thayat thayer maght bey THE Fahrchayser."
-Snot-nosed kid in line for Sierra Sidewinder: "This is the scariest ride in the park, I mean, you go BACKWARDS!!!!" (I'm the last person to rail on an opinion, but this seems really inconsistent with Boomerang right across the park)
-Tragic Mountain YOLO **** bag trying to show off to his girlfriend on Gold Rusher: "This was the first roller coaster ever."
-Sheltering suburban mom at Busch Gardens Tampa: [responding to daughter asking to ride Scorpion] "Oh, no, sweetie, you break your neck on those things!"
-Redneck pointing at Cheetah Run at BGT: "They's the fastest, agilest land animals on the planet, there's no way they ain't jumpin' thayat feyence!"
-Ratchet girls behind Taylor and I on Bat: "THIS AIN'T RIGHT!!!! WE'S DONE!!! WE GON' DIE!!!!!"
-My cousin: "Top Thrill Dragster isn't a coaster, it's just a ride. It just goes up and down like that."
-It's not really a comment, but this girl next to me on Silver Bullet needed me to undo the buckle on her OTSR because she was too stupid to figure it out herself.
And my all time favorite...
-My mom: "Jarrett, you know they're all the same right? They go fast and do a bunch of stuff but it's all the same, when will you realize this?"