Chris Coasters
Strata Poster
Hello everyone I am back with another trip report. I haven't really done anything major this year so far but I have done a lot of small things so far. This trip report will be everything I have done in 2015 so far. This trip report will by first example of me trying to become CoasterForce Cred Whore 2015.
Each day will be as follows.
Day 1 - Jersey Shore (Jenkinson's Boardwalk, Casino Pier, and Blackbeard's Cave) - April 18th 2015
Day 2 - Wicked Cyclone Media Day - May 20th 2015
Day 3 - Random Connecticut Coasters (Lake Compounce, Coleman Brothers Shows, and Ocean Beach Park) - June 6th 2015
Day 4 - Playland Park - June 10th 2015
Day 5 - Massachusetts Alpine Coasters and Great Escape - June 14th 2015
I just got back from New York and I spent the day at Great Escape. But my season started in the nearby state of New Jersey.
April 18th 2015 could have possibly been one of the worst days of my life. My original plan was to wake up drive to Bowcraft Playland and then hit Luna Park, Adventurers and Fantasy Shore in New York. However I didn't go to any of the places originally intended. I got to New York so early that I decided to go down to the Jersey Shore where I would pick up my first coasters of the season. The first park I attended was Jenkinson's Boardwalk.
My first coaster of the year would be the powered Zamperla, Tornado.
It was a really crappy +1 like most of the coasters I have been on this year and as the report goes on you will see.
Next up was Flitzer.
I actually liked it. It wasn't rough but it wasn't a groundbreaking coaster either. It was okay for what it is.
So after getting these I discovered Casino Pier was open so I headed on down to Seaside Heights. This was my first time to go down to Seaside Heights and it was pretty ghetto. I just wanted to grab the creds and leave, and thats what I did.
First coaster was Pirates Hideaway
Not only was it pretty rough but it has literally no theming other than the carts and the facade. Inside it is just like riding a coaster inside of a trailer.
+1
Next was another +1 with Hot Tamales. I went around for 10 laps or some stupid high number that was so unnecessary.
Only thing really cool about Hot Tamales is that it is right on the edge of the boardwalk so its like you are going to fly into the ocean. Other than that nothing special.
So knowing a lot about where random creds are I just decided to go and hit this random Dragon coaster in Bayville, New Jersey at a place called Blackbeard's Cave. Nothing much except cred whoring to the max and another +1.
So next up was Bowcraft Playland but and a big BUT at that I had horrible car issues. My cars thermostat started to sky rocket. I pulled into a rest area and called AAA but they can't do anything on the Garden State Parkway so I had to call Turnpike Authority and the douchebags they sent me were horrible they basically told me nothing was wrong and that I should check the coolant more often. Well I put coolant in and 20 miles later it totally **** the bed on the Parkway. I had to flag down a cop and he called someone for me. It took a hour for someone to assess the situation and then finally a tow truck to bring me to my cousins in CT. NOOOOOOOOOOO he is just a tow guy he has to bring me to his shop where I have to call AAA from there. So another hour goes by and the AAA tow guy hooks my car up and I sit down in the passenger seat to find out that the **** driver only speaks spanish. He thought we were going to Woodbridge, NJ when we were going to Woodbridge, CT which would be 98 miles. He automatically gets into rage mode. I am like dude you are lucky I don't have you tow me back to Massachusetts. I had to direct this dude to a state he had never heard of in very poor spanish. The entire ride was awful. Vile traffic in New York, constant breaking, and this bipolar spanish guy who would be happy one second and be pissed off he had to go to Connecticut the next. It was literally the worst day I have ever had. Eventually I got back with family and had to have so much **** done to my car. The reason it overheated was because a hose basically rotted away and then the head gasket went, my brakes were on the last leg, the tow truck guy **** up the control arm, and I needed a new thermostat along with like a billion other things.
I got mad just typing this up. Well this is Day 1 of this 5 day update adventure. I picked up 5 coasters on the Jersey Shore I didn't plan on getting and never got to get the other 4 I was planning that day in NY and NJ. I hopefully will get to go to Bowcraft by the end of the season as far as Luna Park, Adventurers in Brooklyn, and Fantasy Shore in Staten Island I will have to put on the back burner. It is mainly for + 1's but oh well.
Hope you enjoy reading and see you tomorrow for my Wicked Cyclone Media Day report!
Each day will be as follows.
Day 1 - Jersey Shore (Jenkinson's Boardwalk, Casino Pier, and Blackbeard's Cave) - April 18th 2015
Day 2 - Wicked Cyclone Media Day - May 20th 2015
Day 3 - Random Connecticut Coasters (Lake Compounce, Coleman Brothers Shows, and Ocean Beach Park) - June 6th 2015
Day 4 - Playland Park - June 10th 2015
Day 5 - Massachusetts Alpine Coasters and Great Escape - June 14th 2015
I just got back from New York and I spent the day at Great Escape. But my season started in the nearby state of New Jersey.
April 18th 2015 could have possibly been one of the worst days of my life. My original plan was to wake up drive to Bowcraft Playland and then hit Luna Park, Adventurers and Fantasy Shore in New York. However I didn't go to any of the places originally intended. I got to New York so early that I decided to go down to the Jersey Shore where I would pick up my first coasters of the season. The first park I attended was Jenkinson's Boardwalk.
My first coaster of the year would be the powered Zamperla, Tornado.
It was a really crappy +1 like most of the coasters I have been on this year and as the report goes on you will see.
Next up was Flitzer.
I actually liked it. It wasn't rough but it wasn't a groundbreaking coaster either. It was okay for what it is.
So after getting these I discovered Casino Pier was open so I headed on down to Seaside Heights. This was my first time to go down to Seaside Heights and it was pretty ghetto. I just wanted to grab the creds and leave, and thats what I did.
First coaster was Pirates Hideaway
Not only was it pretty rough but it has literally no theming other than the carts and the facade. Inside it is just like riding a coaster inside of a trailer.
+1
Next was another +1 with Hot Tamales. I went around for 10 laps or some stupid high number that was so unnecessary.
Only thing really cool about Hot Tamales is that it is right on the edge of the boardwalk so its like you are going to fly into the ocean. Other than that nothing special.
So knowing a lot about where random creds are I just decided to go and hit this random Dragon coaster in Bayville, New Jersey at a place called Blackbeard's Cave. Nothing much except cred whoring to the max and another +1.
So next up was Bowcraft Playland but and a big BUT at that I had horrible car issues. My cars thermostat started to sky rocket. I pulled into a rest area and called AAA but they can't do anything on the Garden State Parkway so I had to call Turnpike Authority and the douchebags they sent me were horrible they basically told me nothing was wrong and that I should check the coolant more often. Well I put coolant in and 20 miles later it totally **** the bed on the Parkway. I had to flag down a cop and he called someone for me. It took a hour for someone to assess the situation and then finally a tow truck to bring me to my cousins in CT. NOOOOOOOOOOO he is just a tow guy he has to bring me to his shop where I have to call AAA from there. So another hour goes by and the AAA tow guy hooks my car up and I sit down in the passenger seat to find out that the **** driver only speaks spanish. He thought we were going to Woodbridge, NJ when we were going to Woodbridge, CT which would be 98 miles. He automatically gets into rage mode. I am like dude you are lucky I don't have you tow me back to Massachusetts. I had to direct this dude to a state he had never heard of in very poor spanish. The entire ride was awful. Vile traffic in New York, constant breaking, and this bipolar spanish guy who would be happy one second and be pissed off he had to go to Connecticut the next. It was literally the worst day I have ever had. Eventually I got back with family and had to have so much **** done to my car. The reason it overheated was because a hose basically rotted away and then the head gasket went, my brakes were on the last leg, the tow truck guy **** up the control arm, and I needed a new thermostat along with like a billion other things.
I got mad just typing this up. Well this is Day 1 of this 5 day update adventure. I picked up 5 coasters on the Jersey Shore I didn't plan on getting and never got to get the other 4 I was planning that day in NY and NJ. I hopefully will get to go to Bowcraft by the end of the season as far as Luna Park, Adventurers in Brooklyn, and Fantasy Shore in Staten Island I will have to put on the back burner. It is mainly for + 1's but oh well.
Hope you enjoy reading and see you tomorrow for my Wicked Cyclone Media Day report!