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  1. Scarlet

    Bificrap Digestibollocks

    I hate Danone and their crappy marketing of turning digestion-related words latin and thinking that people will adore it and quote the crap they're shovelling in their mouths :lol: It's one of those double-take kind of moments when you hear the advert. Like "did they just say what I think...
  2. Scarlet

    Favourite Peristalsis-Aiding Implement?

    I choose scraping! Basically, before the wonderful motions of peristalsis begin, leading heaps of tripe through human innards; important masses aid in the desecration of food to embark on such an excavation. TEETH! We have in order from the backs of the gums: Molars...
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