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A speech bubble prop in the photo says: "I haven't had this much fun since I was a kid!" Haven't you now...

SITUATION: Couple: *making certain noises* *Knock knock* Alton Towers Staff Member: Open up! Sex check! Couple: *hastily put clothes back on* Open door. Staff: Were you having sex? Couple: No... Staff: Beds untidy, shirt on back to front and... what's this? Couple: A balloon? Staff...

Two Nick parks! Blackpool & Mall of America! There's going to be SOOO much advertising on Nickelodeon, Nick websites and lots of billboards in Blackpool for three months!

Th13teen at Alton Towers. **** . Period.

What's your favourite ride at (what I think is) the world's best theme park ever - Disney World! Yes, I have given you a lot.

5/10 A bear walks into a bar and says: "I'll have a beer......................... and some peanuts". The bartender says: "OK, but why the BIG PAWS?" Too bad I can't do my stand-up on CoasterForce.

I didn't do any of the Halloween Hocus Pocus attractions last year but people were comeing out of HPH saying stuff like: That scared the **** out of me! What the **** was that? That kicked :youbutthead: People who had done Black Forest Haunt were saying: Hahahahahahaha...

I'm getting some sunglasses with a camera inside (because cameras are so heavy and they can easily get stolen if someone sees one. Do you think these will stay on? My Dad's regular glasses have stayed on Oblivion (great ride btw!)...

Never puked on a ride.

10 years old! Not that long ago considering I'm probably CF's youngest member. (Or one of the.)

Maybe restraints like the ones on Air at Alton Towers? But remember... I thought of it (this outside loop idea) first! :P

How about something like this?http://img651.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img651/4580/myworldfirstidea.jpg

Yeah, drops are good, but Th13teen has a rubbish drop! And that's the main part of it, but then again, look at Oblivion! Also has a drop as a main part and that's a fantastic ride!

Two thrilling parts of a roller coaster. The drop and the loop. But which is better? I personally prefer drops because unless they're tight loops, they're a small thing to me.

Dragon at Legoland when I was 4. Back then it was Oblivion to me! I remember we stayed late and they had shut the queue - let us go round 4 times! :) How nice.

True, it is funny for a wide-spread audience.

I came back from Florida about two weeks ago thinking about my amazing trip and was watching a Family Guy episode where Stewie & Peter go to Disney World at the end. They mocked "it's a small world". I casted my mind back to various points in my life where people have mocked Disney. Loads of...

Never been evacuated BUT when I went to Universal Studios Florida, Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit kept stalling on every block brake it could find. 5 minutes at every block brake from the vertical lift hill. Wow, that was fun.

Chessie (because I've been there 50 times!) Alton (about 70% and I've been six times!) Legoland Windsor (90% - I mainly went when I was little.)

I always visit a theme park with one or both of my parents. Apart from at school when we visited Chessie for a "stranger danger" role-play activity. But, I have ridden alone. Three times on Oblivion at Alton Towers - and I'm only 11!