That thing when roads have airtime hills, and you always drive that little bit faster than you should. We all do it 
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Outlaw Run is the tits. That is all.
'Murica! One month! Tick tock tick tock...
Have you been missold Pi? You could be owed £3.1415926.
Just saw Arnold Schwarzenegger in Tesco buying a load of chocolate eggs. I said to him, "Y'have to love Easter, baby".
What do you call a yeti with a six pack? The Abdominal Snowman.
Is it me, or does February feel like the 'Tuesday'' of the year?
Jokes about Yoda are out of order.
My new year's resolution is to stop asking rhetorical questions. How cool is that?
Just think, sticking your arms in the air on a coaster probably slows it down. Surely it'd be more streamlined if everyone hunkered down?
Are you a millennial? Click like for yes, send pigeon for no.
May the Fifth be with you too!
I know this is a roller coaster forum and stuff, but isn't James Corden an utter tit.
Remember, it's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission. Words to live by.
Admit it, all your problems stem from the fact nobody ever bought you this for Christmas!
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Went to the zoo today and the only animal they had was a small Chinese dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Just heard from Annie. She's ok.
Smile - this time next year we'll all be at Europa Park
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