Will be going in the next few weeks with tyke mates taking the three legged mutt pictured left.
Note the large amount of filler in the door behind him.
B'stard Bailey as he is known.
Never taken him to a park or fair before.
He will spend all day eating junk food scraps and putting...
Seats above the wheels on Blackpools Woodies are rough.
Non wheel seats flex a little on the train bed, and are less rough.
The National has always been a beast, but the new restrictive trains and restraints have made smooth riding harder.
Try for a loose lapbar and rise out of your seat a...
Jogged my memory of a recent favourite, but the embarrassment wasn't mine.
Thorpe, about three years ago, did a cheap overnighter with my nephew and our partners on freebie Sun tickets.
In the pen queueline for "I'm a Celebrity"...the sudden stench of a very sour fart.
In my best northern loud...
Sorry WillsThrills, yesterday was the first "schools" day...two train service on Icon and Big One.
Big One had no queue all afternoon, Icon was less than five minutes.
I managed a dozen coasters,a couple of beers, and a paddle in the sea in about three hours!
My local park, ninety quid a year...
Many moons ago, "The Family" traded land for the promenade and tramlines, that they owned outright, for open planning for the future on the park.
They have to put lights up for aircraft, and respect the rights of local residents, but that is about it.
Old photo, been around a while, but it is good manners to quote your sources.
Knightmare is beyond economic repair due to years of neglect.
That is why it it still where it is, and all the stuff of real value was removed.