What to do with a weekend off..?

[furie]

This is probably not a question that many of you actually ever have to ask :lol:

Next weekend, I've got a free pass as Madame_Furie is taking Family_Furie away for a long weekend camping. They're travelling with MILF and FILF, so my abilities to drive a car aren't required. As I can't get time off, it's not worth me making the trek halfway across the country for one night in a tent with them.

So, I have a weekend off from all responsibilities - hurrah.

So, given (and most of you have this and take it for granted ) a weekend (Friday night - Sunday) of nothing to do at all, what is the best way to spend it?

 

[Ian]

Drinking cheap wine with good friends, go out for a meal, lying in bed until midday (because of the wine) and sniffing my own farts. Occasionally I thrown in a theme park trip. (Thorpe & Chessie this weekend!)

 

[nadroJ]

Get loads of junk food and sit in watching films others would probably judge you for watching (not porn, but I own a lot of pretty 'out there' films that are just uncomfortable to watch around others) ;].

Or, hire some heavy machinery and have some sort of digger based gladiators match in your back garden? Sounds like fun.

 

[furie]

Digger Gladiators is very tempting

I've added "make a gallon of blackberry wine and a gallon of blackberry mead" to the list now (it's like drinking wine, only prolonged ). I'll make it in a French accent so you can try some Ian

 

[kimahri]

I play video games and ****.

 

[Snoo]

Eat, drink, sleep, hangover, kinda eat, sleep.

There's my weekend.

 

[ciallkennett]

Go to a random house in your neighbourhood at 6.30am, park a single leather chair outside their living room window, grab a cup and saucer of tea and wait until they open the curtains and **** themselves. That's always fun.

 

[tomahawk]

Neighbor you don't like...**** on their doorstep. Then play innocent and blame it on the pesky neighbor kids.

 

[kimahri]

Go to a random house in your neighbourhood at 6.30am, park a single leather chair outside their living room window, grab a cup and saucer of tea and wait until they open the curtains and **** themselves. That's always fun.

You mean you aren't that weird person who faps all day in the corner of his room alone? With the info you give me and my ace detective skill, I can tell that what you just said now is a lie.

 

[mouse]

Dress up my dog as famous rock stars.

 

[Sam]

Gotta be out on the friday night- plenty of pre drinks at home with mates then on to a pub then off out properly for the evening. During the football season Saturday is football day, either going to a game- few warm up drinks before then pub after, or, if I'm not going to the football it will be the pub for a day of Jeff Stelling and Gillette Soccer Saturday. Most likely another night out on Saturday night, if not then probably down to the casino to play some cards.

Sunday is a day of rest, nice lay in to recover from the last few days, nice big breakfast then either a pub garden afternoon to watch the Sunday football or round a mates house for a few spliffs and a few games of cards/fifa sesh etc.

Can't beat it...

 

[kimahri]

Can't beat it...

High religious grounds or erectile disfuntion?

 

[Sam]

Oh definitely the former.