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True of False: Best bit about yogurt is the smegma

The best bit about yogurt is the smegma

  • True

    Votes: 5 83.3%
  • False

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Total voters
    6

Ian

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When I open a yogurt, I look forward to enjoying the thicker, creamy substance that naturally forms around the lid and rim.

Here's a storyboard of me doing so...
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So, true or false, the best bit about a yogurt is the smegma?
 
Re: RE: True of False: Best bit about yogurt is the smegma

Agree, first spoon is always wrap around rim and licking the top first. Its like the first glass of fresh milk, unbeatable.
 
Yes, but not on Muller fruit corners because I don't like the taste of natural yoghurt :lol:
 
Yes, but then the rest of the yogurt is really disappointing in comparison. To counter that, I tend to stir it in.
 
Who rims the smegma with their tongue, and who scoops it out with a spoon?
 
I always remove the smegma with a spoon.
 
I find it's circumstance. I was brought up to be polite in public, so I spoon when I'm with others to keep the smegma concealed in the correct polite manner.

I private though, I rim away... Though I sometimes hide behind my monitor at work for a quick rimming - it's so naughty.
 
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