Handbags.
Meow.
That reminds me of being at Canal Street in Manchester last night, actually,
![Stick Out Tongue :p :p](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
A rather nice gentleman and his girlfriend were kind enough to inform a friend of mine that his (loooong) hair needed washing, and he was a pig, and since being there was breaking my heart anyway, I decided to assault the fine gentlemen, then leave for a more suitable drinking establishment.
The video is pretty bad though, but I'm sure the fact it's sped up helps add to the holy **** what is he doing, factor, ^.^