The Order of the Washes

[ciallkennett]

In a similar fashion to Ian's 3s's topic, what order do you do the following?:

1) Wash Face
2) Brush Teeth
3) Clean Bollocks/body

For me, it's bollocks, teeth, face. Nothing beats a good ol' morning fiddle with my toothbrush

 

[Ben]

The options are grammatically inconsistent, and thus I couldn't possibly vote.

 

[ciallkennett]

Oh Ben...so I missed out a capital letter on one of the voting options...

Well, I can't edit it now *waits for kind team member to come along and change it nicely for me*

 

[Dave]

I don't know about you but two of those you'd do in the shower.

Nice to know you hover your balls over the sink basin ciall.

 

[Mr Nash]

In a similar fashion to Ian's 3s's topic, what order do you do the following?:

1) Wash Face
2) Brush Teeth
3) Clean Bollocks/body

For me, it's bollocks, teeth, face. Nothing beats a good ol' morning fiddle with my toothbrush

Surely,washing your face,or cleaning your teeth,is more important than cleaning your balls.

And do you use a flannel?

If so,do you use the same flannel to wash your face after you've washed your balls?

 

[wash]

<- #1
I know it's corny, but you made it so easy...

 

[Hixee]

Bollocks, in shower, no flannel
Face, in shower, flannel
Teeth, out of shower, with toothbrush


Stupid topic

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

Um, I clean myself IN the shower.. But usually in the morning or whatever I wash my face first, then brush my teeth.

 

[Rush]

Where's the "all three at the same time" option?

 

[Ben]

Um, I clean myself IN the shower.. But usually in the morning or whatever I wash my face first, then brush my teeth.

But when do you wash your bollocks?

 

[Screaming Coasters]

Would you like to wash my bollocks?

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

But when do you wash your bollocks?

In the shower! :lol: