The Coaster Force Poetry Corner

[Matthew Fair]

Hi guys,
So I thought it would be kind of amusing if we had a thread where we can write our best theme park/ rollercoaster poems- so here it is!
I'll start off-
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pinfari make roller coasters,
That almost kill you"

 

[caffeine_demon]

Hear the words I sing,
Roller coasters are a wonderful thing
so I sing sing sing
ding a ling a ling

 

[Alex B]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
B&m are real good too

 

[jayjay]

For those who didn't see it, Ian's tribute to Logger's Leap from the Thorpe Park live

 

[Matthew Fair]

Roses are red,
Monkeys don't frown,
Universal rushed opening Hagrid's,
And now it's always breaking down

 

[Matthew Fair]

Today is Bad Poetry Day... So what better day to share your cheesiest coaster poems...