Random news! - Maradona bitten in face by dog

[kimahri]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090501/tuk-girl-suffers-70-burns-on-sunbed-dba1618.html

Ew. Final Destination flashback.

I'm not one for going to salons or getting tanned but, isn't the legal age for going on a tanning bed 16 or something?

And don't ten year old's tan like crazy?

Well, I did then and my cousins did and... stuff.

Anyway.

 

[Rush]

MSN Today has some great news stories today.
http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16602181&ocid=today

and

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16608486&ocid=today

Ouch!

 

[Emmett]

^Great name for the paper involved in the woman bitting the guys penis off story, Sin Chew Daily :lol:.

 

[Nadia]

I just saw this on Five news, probably be on at 7pm too, but could only find this article from a few weeks ago

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/Are- ... 5116232.jp

AWWWWWWWWWWWW AWWWWWWW!!!! Sooooooo adorable! I want them both!!

 

[Ollie]

Noob to be the one millionth English word added to the dictionary.
http://www.ps3news.com/General-Off-Topi ... ictionary/

 

[Snoo]

Awesome.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

That tanning story is just stupid, anyone knows better than to tan for sixteen minutes. I mean, some people do fifteen, but even that is pushing it for regular tanners. I can only handle like, seven minutes, but that's because I'm really white.

You don't have to be sixteen to tan, Kim, at least not over here.

 

[Ollie]

Police officers shock 40 children with stun guns as part as a demonstration.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8053079.stm

 

[Ollie]

Found this story pretty amusing.

Teen Robs Shop With Banana Then Eats Evidence
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090517/tod ... 0a197.html

 

[Steven]

Lmao /\ Sorry but thats too funny.

Also saw this link whilst on there about the Chinese Sex theme park.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090516/to ... 5248e.html

 

[Ollie]

^There's already a topic on that.
FAIL!

 

[Pokemaniac]

Hazmat called in to clean fridge. Worst thing, no one overexaggerated anything.

http://www.collegenews.com/index.php?/a ... 092929838/

 

[Ollie]

Pornographic videos flood Youtube...
The culprit?
4chan of course.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8061979.stm

 

[kimahri]

In one video titled Jonas Brother Live On Stage, a user posted a comment saying: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?

LOOOL!

The internet is a dangerous place but still.

LOOOL!

 

[Ollie]

I thought that story might of interested you Kim.

 

[ciallkennett]

4chan ftw

Some **** on their is haunting though....:shock:

 

[Ollie]

Not that it's very random. I just like how the police officers name is hilarious and relates to the story. :lol:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090522/tod ... 0a197.html

 

[Naemuti]

4chan ftw

Some <img> on their is haunting though....:shock:

That's just how 4chan works. It's beautiful and twisted at the same time.

 

[Ollie]

Mother 'in freezer for 20 years'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090527/tu ... 23e80.html

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

^ Oh my, that's disgusting.

I wouldn't be able to live in a house where I knew my mother's body was like, being stored there. But, I do wonder why she did it.