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Love 'em in the evening, dump them in the morning?

Are you a regular dumper?

  • Almost like clockwork (only without the cogs - ouch).

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • Depends on my previous night's appetite.

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • Can go for days happy with my fill.

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • I refuse to answer, this is pure filth!

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Total voters
    16
furie

furie

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Do you have a delicious, appetite staunching evening of lust and gluttony only to then dump the object of your desires, each and every day?

Or do you find that you need something to help you move on?

In other words, can you regularly predict your bowels' movements? A regular package shift, or a neatly laid cable every day should be everyone's aim.

I find that if I've not been by 10:00 a.m. then I'm sure to have the turtle's head come lunch time. Though it can be earlier if I've been on beer the night before; touching cloth come 9:00 a.m.

So what about you?
 
About 9:15 every morning is first, try not scheduling classes at that time but it is so hard. Then one in the afternoon, and if I'm in a real **** ty mood, then one before I shower. Never **** after you shower, just horrible.
 
^Spot on with the shower. Very depressing. :p

I'm pretty much like clockwork in the sense that I go daily, roughly in the mornings before I'm dressed. Sometimes if I don't feel it though, I'll just hold off till later. I'm not going to just **** myself. ;)

Yeah, lush I know. :p
 
In the summer on work days, I could drop a turd 8.30 on the dot each day... Providing the cleaners haven't got to the bogs first and barricaded them all. Its a bloody mission. They actually come around knocking on the doors and saying "Toilet Cleaning, Toilet Cleaning". Then I'm like Noooo, me stay. You go. Me ****.

That reminds me of an experience in the bog. I was in the 3rd bog. It was silent, the person on the first thrown properly did a spluttery fart dump that echoed. That was funny enough, the cleaner then came in; "Toilet Cleaning, Toilet Cleeeeaaaning" and farted. I laughed. Litrally a loud HAHA came from my mouth while fart dumping. Yeah I waited untill everybody else left before leaving.

Oh then the awkward moment when the lights go off while dumping... there are no windows to let light in... you have a dilema. Do you wait for someone to make the lights come on and just sit there in the pitch black? Or do you peep and attempt to find and open the door with your kacks down to wave at the sensor? I went for the second option for some reason... the sensor failed to pick me up...

But generally my turds are random other than the 8.30 drop.
 
I don;t think I've ever sat down, needed a dump, looked at my watch and gone "Ah, just on time" before. However, I'm fairly sure mine are completely random.

I used to be a once every two day person, but since I came to university, I'm an every day kinda guy. Probably a change in diet. I used to be healthy :(

I just took a lovely **** just a minute ago actually. They were lovely and round like pearls and yet where the size of golf balls. They just fell out of me pretty much. Flushed away for ever... </3
 
Hixee said:
^Spot on with the shower. Very depressing. :p

I'm pretty much like clockwork in the sense that I go daily, roughly in the mornings before I'm dressed. Sometimes if I don't feel it though, I'll just hold off till later. I'm not going to just **** myself. ;)

Yeah, lush I know. :p
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I once had a very bad stomach so I thought it would have been a good idea to go and have a bath. Sitting on a toilet with bubbles is slidy. :3
 
marc said:
After 1st cigg of the morning without fail lol
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Yeah, it's called "smoking out the mole".

I tend to be a morning person, but I am partial to the odd early evening session.
 
Temporal distortions - it's the way of the future... Erm past.. Erm...
 
Funnily enough, the first time the thread 'How often do you 'poo' caught my eye, I misread it and thought it meant exactly this. Misunderstood this one and thought it was about 'dumping' boyfriends and girlfriends and all that crap. But anyway, I leave my droppings usually every night. :|
 
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