Attractivepacamac
Roller Poster
Hi! I was recently taken to Legoland Windsor, well, it did look like it was going to be a rainy day.
Sadly, the rain held off so I felt a little redundant most of the time but there were some good opportunities for me to shine. Lightweight and waterproof, I'm the perfect theme park companion!
I got some photos and had some taken of me too, it's all very exciting this modern technology :lol: Though there seemed to be a bit of an issue with the camera, but you can still see me in all my glory so it's fine
We started indoors (boo to roofs!), but it's as good a place as any to start
sadly we're not so good in hot and sweaty environments like Laser Raiders. We're good at keeping water in as well as out, so it was sweat city in here. Luckily the queue was only ten minutes. Hurray for overcast school days!
We moved around the park next and had a sneaky look at the new hotel
It looks very colourful, but very little open, outside areas for people to require any kind of coat. They even have umbrellas on the tables!!! Very unfair.
Even worse, the Sealife centre Atlantis thing had you going around inside dry boats. All that lovely water out side and no way to keep it off people!
Here I am leaving, most disgusted!
Still, I went back for another go just in case there were any leaky subs or anything, but sadly not. So I got this picture of me pretending to be in a fish tank.
Dino Safari was up next, but once more, no rain and a complete lack of water. I'm starting to get the feeling by this point that my day is going to be a complete waste!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Squid surfer next though and finally, finally, finally a chance to show what I'm made of (it's a kind of polyurethane). Not a drop of skin was wetted this hour!
Pirate show up next, and I got right in the front row, hoping for a quick squirt from the actors, but my stupid owner just sat on me, and I was of no use when the squirt came - I felt like an unused condom
What about this though?
WOW! How useful could I be, and only a two minute queue as well? Did they go on it? Did they buggery I could have done so much in the way of deflecting (and if they were lucky, laid a pool of water in their lap). People are so selfish!
I did get free reign and a couple of goes on the rapids though, and brilliant, another opportunity to fulfil my role as a deflector of water. Okay, so, they got their knickers wet from lolling around in a wet patch, but that's hardly my fault is it?
Allegedly time to spin dry on the Spinning Spider and my owner was most wretchedly poorly, but she didn't take advantage of my also vomit proof nature and held the puke in. I could have nicely collected it in her lap and been used to carry it away for later disposal - people just don't understand the power of a pac-a-mac!
Go on - vomit!!!
Oh, and..
..that's just bloody cheating now!
Last ride of the day and last chance to help save somebody from a severe wettening. The Boating School sounded like an excellent opportunity, but alas the boats didn't get wet at all, even this elephant was shooting blanks
So all in all, a bit of an up and down day. No queues, which was fine as without rain there's little point in having me on for long periods of hanging around. However, really wet rides seemed to be few and far between and overall it wasn't the best day out for me. I thought a bank holiday weekend in England would have served me better.
I managed to get on a couple of coasters too which were good fun (if dry). I'm hoping to get out and about though some more this year and to a few different parks and really show my worth, especially as the summer arrives and I'm really needed!
Thanks for reading, and don't forget, the wetter the better!
Sadly, the rain held off so I felt a little redundant most of the time but there were some good opportunities for me to shine. Lightweight and waterproof, I'm the perfect theme park companion!
I got some photos and had some taken of me too, it's all very exciting this modern technology :lol: Though there seemed to be a bit of an issue with the camera, but you can still see me in all my glory so it's fine
We started indoors (boo to roofs!), but it's as good a place as any to start
sadly we're not so good in hot and sweaty environments like Laser Raiders. We're good at keeping water in as well as out, so it was sweat city in here. Luckily the queue was only ten minutes. Hurray for overcast school days!
We moved around the park next and had a sneaky look at the new hotel
It looks very colourful, but very little open, outside areas for people to require any kind of coat. They even have umbrellas on the tables!!! Very unfair.
Even worse, the Sealife centre Atlantis thing had you going around inside dry boats. All that lovely water out side and no way to keep it off people!
Here I am leaving, most disgusted!
Still, I went back for another go just in case there were any leaky subs or anything, but sadly not. So I got this picture of me pretending to be in a fish tank.
Dino Safari was up next, but once more, no rain and a complete lack of water. I'm starting to get the feeling by this point that my day is going to be a complete waste!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Squid surfer next though and finally, finally, finally a chance to show what I'm made of (it's a kind of polyurethane). Not a drop of skin was wetted this hour!
Pirate show up next, and I got right in the front row, hoping for a quick squirt from the actors, but my stupid owner just sat on me, and I was of no use when the squirt came - I felt like an unused condom
What about this though?
WOW! How useful could I be, and only a two minute queue as well? Did they go on it? Did they buggery
I could have done so much in the way of deflecting (and if they were lucky, laid a pool of water in their lap). People are so selfish!I did get free reign and a couple of goes on the rapids though, and brilliant, another opportunity to fulfil my role as a deflector of water. Okay, so, they got their knickers wet from lolling around in a wet patch, but that's hardly my fault is it?
Allegedly time to spin dry on the Spinning Spider and my owner was most wretchedly poorly, but she didn't take advantage of my also vomit proof nature and held the puke in. I could have nicely collected it in her lap and been used to carry it away for later disposal - people just don't understand the power of a pac-a-mac!
Go on - vomit!!!
Oh, and..
..that's just bloody cheating now!
Last ride of the day and last chance to help save somebody from a severe wettening. The Boating School sounded like an excellent opportunity, but alas the boats didn't get wet at all, even this elephant was shooting blanks
So all in all, a bit of an up and down day. No queues, which was fine as without rain there's little point in having me on for long periods of hanging around. However, really wet rides seemed to be few and far between and overall it wasn't the best day out for me. I thought a bank holiday weekend in England would have served me better.
I managed to get on a couple of coasters too which were good fun (if dry). I'm hoping to get out and about though some more this year and to a few different parks and really show my worth, especially as the summer arrives and I'm really needed!
Thanks for reading, and don't forget, the wetter the better!
