What a fab couple of days that was! Thanks to Jordan for organising the days (and for involving the petting zoo
) I'm going to combat the dreaded Post-erforce Live blues by writing a trip report.
Got the train to Staines on Mon, where my Chaviot awaited, in the form of a blue bus full of chavvy teens. I sat alone amongst them dressed as a bumblebee and received plenty of funny looks, ha.
For some reason, I thought the meet-time was 11, and didn't realise I was 45 minutes late...sorry for bee-ing such a burden. Jordan's Ryan-Air-Hostess costume was amazing, as was Conor's undead Santa complete with burdenous baby. My Duct-Tape Zombee outfit had much more competition for the costume prize this year
We rode Saw first, I made Erol count the moments of airtime to prove that it has the most out of any steel UK coaster.
Next was Logger's Leap - Flume of Hearts, and Volcano: The Ride - where the disgusting mucky station floor certainly put the 'mess' into Nemessis. (sic)
Was excited to try the New For 2014 Angry Birds Cinema afterwards, purely to see how it managed to tell a story through such inexpressive characters. Also, how many Dimensions would there be?! I noted:
1. Chair-D
2. Steam-D
3. Bubbles-D
4. Sharp Animation-D.
Leg-Ticklers made a brief appearance, but not enough to be a D, so I'll say Leg Ticklers-C. For 'Crap'.
Delpiero Tom arrived, his costume effort was second to nun. Highlight of the Stealth queue was Mike getting fussy about whether there were Dates or Currants in the cakes being passed around. As he ate one, I told him he was now up to date with currant affairs. Oh, how we laughed.
After we rode the teacups, Delpiero Tom introduced his ingenious Treat or Treat creations. It was a Lucky dip of foil-wrapped lollypops - some chocolate covered strawberries, some chocolate covered XXX hot-sauced sprouts. I got a Hot Sprout and had to immediately purchase a Slushy to rid my mouth of the burning pain!
I cooled off on the rapids, where me and Ian discussed at length the best shades of orange, green and purple <3
Some of us broke off to do some mazes, i.e.: to look at the horrendous queue times for mazes (120 mins!) and do Slammer instead. (By do, I mean, me and Erol watch everyone else ride that monstrosity)
We reconvened at The Swarm, with all of it's red lights working in the dark, hooray! The queue was long, but this gave a perfect opportunity for us to stand in Ian Bell's Tower of The Swarm Church - named especially after him, don't you know!
Me and Ian gooned out over our shared love of cheese for the best part of the queue; and were then joined by Nic and Jordan in an appealing conversation of how to peel / slice various fruits.
As we got into The Swarms station we had a serious political decision to make: would we ride the right wing or the left wing? Obviously, we all knew where ATTACKHAMMER would be sitting...
Overcome with excitement of staying at The World's Best Travelodge, me, Nic, Ian and Dan left early just so we could appreciate every broken lift, every un-hoovered carpet and every stain on the walls of Tolworth.
Here we made the prize draw that was to take the place of this years Faffle at Chessington: The Last Rites Lollypop Lottery! Decided to go with the theme of Death Creds for that ghostly Halloween feel.
Day Two
Went for a Greasy Spoon breakfast the following morning, yum. Then we managed to get into Chessington's posh car park with our Chessington World of Lies.
Bubbleworks, petting zoo and the New For 2014 Death Trap climbing frames kicked off the day to a literally wobbly start. Was nice to see Geography Dave for our annual Chessington catch up
I noticed the hand-dryers at the Petting Zoo were called 'Tornado.' This is yet another hand dryer to add to the list of 'Xelerators', 'Air Blades' ...why are they all named after creds?!
Next up was the Hocus Pocus Hall - Superior Halloween edition, featuring fab Polish Pirate! The attraction is so much better than the usual Hocus Pocus Hall, but the High Quality Mirror Maze finale could really do with being upgraded to the Mark 7 system
As we waited for Rattlesnake, Peep told me of the wonders of Walibi parks at Halloween, now I have another thing on my must-do list next year!
Then we visited the New For 2014 restaurant at the Azteca hotel. It was a Buffet The Hunger Slayer, and had a really nice selection of food. I had grilled salmon, potatoes, olives and feta (and a massive bowl of ice cream). Easily the best place I've eaten at a Merlin park, and reasonably priced too.
There was themeng in the restaurant: faux-monkey's that looked as though they're weeing into a fountain, faux-thunder and real leaf-cutter ants.
After chowing down, it was time for the Last Rites Lollypop Lottery by Dragon Falls. Highlights included: Scarlet winning a Brean Leisure Park plastic coin cup, and Fraser winning the vile indestructible money box.
I won an actually fab Oblivion photo frame, going to put the group photo from this Live in it to make it a Ghosterframe <3
Rode Dragon Falls, and then I pulled my Lorikeet Face.
We provided the whole Dodge Thems queue with top notch entertainment, namely Halloween balloons courtesy of IFC. But they didn't rival last years' pegs.
Then out came the bubbles in the queue for Dragon's Fury, with Jordan popping them with what can only be described as a Slappy Hand Faffle Piece Of Tat.
Appreciated Dragon's Fury's pointless second half with Nic, then it was onto Womb Blaster and time for the Glowsticks to come out, yay!
Ramesses Revenge had fab new lasers, which made it great to watch in the dark (especially when it was raining Glowsticks). Then it was onto Scorpion Express to appreciate it's new fiery / water spitting goodness at night.
A traditional "Coaster!" "Force!" ride on Black Buccaneer followed, where all the shouting is an excellent distraction for how sickly that ride is. Then it was time for the grand finale of riding Vampire at night, where Ian once again told me his utterly realistic, heroic tale of rescuing hundreds of people who were waiting in the snow from a Vampfire in the queue.
I was honoured to share the last ride of the UK Merlin Park season with I.F.C. *swoooon*
Then it was sadly the end of the Live, after a fab 2 days of silliness and laughs. I would never enjoy a Merlin park that rammed in any other circumstance, but CF makes it fun, I had a great time chatting with everyone in the long queues. It was nice to meet Rachel, Lain and Nicky for the first time too.
Thanks for all the great company, I already can't wait for the next Live