Favourite dispensing solution?

[furie]

I used to be like that Joey, then I got old

Well, not the obsessive must never use a public toilet thing - I never had an issue with that - but my body was happy to just wait it out until convenient for me.

Over the last ten years or so, I've had to come to terms with having to go to the bathroom. I can barely make it through an entire film these days at the cinema

Worst ever was when I had e.coli. I splattered every service station from Cardiff to Stafford along the M4, M5 and M6. That was I think the first time I ever discovered that sometimes it's just not possible to wait. Longest journey ever and those services still haven't recovered 15 years on

 

[caffeine_demon]

Just what I wanted to read after lunch :-D

 

[furie]

Just what I wanted to read after lunch :-D

It could have been worse:

a) You could have been reading it while eating your lunch.
b) It could have been you with e.coli.
c) It could have been you charged with cleaning those service station toilets during the aftermath (known these days to all service station toilet attendants as "slurry Sunday").
d) I could have gone into detail.

 

[Jordanovichy]

Worst ever was when I had e.coli. I splattered every service station from Cardiff to Stafford along the M4, M5 and M6. That was I think the first time I ever discovered that sometimes it's just not possible to wait. Longest journey ever and those services still haven't recovered 15 years on

Yup. I thought I could smell something rank in the loos on Saturday when I was at some services on the M5, who'd have thought it would have been you, Phil?

But travelling with the **** must be bloody awful. eugh.

 

[SaiyanHajime]

Wow, Phil. Wow.

The idea of getting old and incontinent is scary.

 

[caffeine_demon]

Just what I wanted to read after lunch :-D

It could have been worse:

yup - I could have said "Pics or it didn't happen!"

 

[furie]

Wow, Phil. Wow.

The idea of getting old and incontinent is scary.

I'm hardly at incontinent yet

It's just the serious nagging pressure happens after a few hours, rather than like half a day or whatever. I can still make it through the night without needing to get up, and I manage most days without my rubber pants

Obviously a serious disease is something most people are unlikely to encounter

Dan: I emailed you the pictures

 

[thx]

I'm pleased to see this topic, as since I first encountered the single sheet one, I've always wondered who the hell prefers that to the regular roll or smart option. I guess the only good thing about the single sheet one is if you're taking a pee and only need a single paper to do a quick wipe. Personally I prefer the traditional roll and I've rarely seen the smart option here to be honest.