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Brookes

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I was just watching Family Guy and thought of making this topic. So, if you watch Family Guy, post your favourite Family Guy quotes here - the ones that were memorable and made you laugh the most.

I'll start off: (Both said by Peter)

Lois, you know it's illegal for women to drive.

Since you asked Lois, I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.
 
"So...uh...when are you gonna finish that novel you've been working on? You know...the novel?"
 
Lois, thats just morbidly obese!

What the deuce!

A well a bird, bird, bird said the bird is the word!

Lois, shut your vagina.

Ass ahoy!

There once were two cowboys alone on the trail... When they found out they could sleep with another male! Now their having gay sex! Cowboy gay sex!

thats about it for now
 
FAILFAILFAILFAIL.

THE INTERNET HATES YOU!
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:?

Anyway:

Chris - Mom, is it bad if I saw Meg tie up Brian last night, put him in the trunk of his car and then drive away?

Brian - That's it, masturbate! We'll masturbate together.
Chris - Maybe a back-to-back but I'm not 100% on this.
 
Peter: If we don't teach our kids to read, how will they know what's on?

Stewie: Let me have some of that Coll Hwip.
 
Lois- Peter you are such a child.

Peter- Well if I'm a child Lois you know what that makes you? A paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this off a pervert.
 
"In french, for Yes, you say, We We"

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! What do you say for no? Do do? (laughing) That's hilarious!. I'll be back. I'm gunna go take a wicked YES!"

My favorite quote :lol:
 
Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’!
-Family Guy, “And the Weiner Is...”
 
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