Did it live up to my expectations? Well, basically yes.
I sure as hell wasn't taken in by any of the horrendously inappropriate advertising, and so was expecting a roller skater with a quirky element and a backwards section. I got exactly that. The first drop could/should have been pretty good, but it wasn't. The following section just felt like a drawn-out Troublesome Trucks. The dropping track was fun, as was the backwards section, in terms of the actual coaster. The effects? What/where were they? I'm hoping that what people are saying is true and that there were things that weren't working because otherwise there's a serious missed opportunity right there.
Sorry, but I'm not seeing this "excellent theming" that so many people are talking about. I've said numerous times that, here in the U.K., we're too quick to label any theming as excellent, when, in fact, we have next to NOTHING matching that description. Th13teen is no exception. I don't need to hear the "it's good for the UK" argument either. Why do we have to be soooooo apathetic and settle for inferior products all the time? The whole thing looked cheap.
Station? What? What was there? From what I could see, a lot of dark, some writing on the wall and a WHOLE lot of nothing else. Thank **** the queue moves quickly enough to prevent having to spend much time there because when the weather gets warmer it's going to be awful.
We're hearing about a lot of overheard G.P conversations, with the general consenus being that people are loving it. Fair enough, but both times I rode it I heard other people (non-enthusiast) on the train come out with the "is that it?!" reaction.
Ok, I realise I'm being very critical, which is a little unfair since I got exactly what I was expecting, at least with regard to the coaster. I was disappointed by the (lack of) effects though. Anyway, it's absolutely NOT what was being sold to us (by us I mean park goers in general). Obviously, a park needs to hype a new ride as much as possible, but to try and sell a large kiddy coaster, with a mediocre gimmick, as the world's most terrifying ride experience is ridiculous.
If I was looking at it as a family attraction, I'd give it a solid 6/10. If I was looking at it as a member of the GP is supposed to, as an exercise is physical and psychological terror, I'd give it a 3/10 and be considering a phone call to Trading Standards.