Canada's Wonderland | Unknown | (Premier Rides, Launch?) Coaster | 2025

[Dar]

Maybe they could go the Merlin route and really lean into it and sell "Ziz made me jizz" merch?

 

[Youngster Joey]

What's wrong with Ziz?

too close to jizz

 

[Fiender]

What's wrong with Ziz?

Yes, it sounds like a naughty word, but also "Behemoth" and "Leviathan" have entered the public lexicon. No one is gonna look at either name and be confused. Ziz, on the other hand? It's like comparing "dragon" to "roc".

Anyone who has to google what a roc is after reading this, sound off.

 

[Boodangy]

too close to jizz

Zizi is also the French equivalent for saying weewee. Which, idk how much french canadians are a consideration for CW but still

 

[Youngster Joey]

Anyone who has to google what a roc is after reading this, sound off

I don't have to google it, it's where I live

 

[TPoseOnTantrum]

Nice poster seen at the park. Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Ride?

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[Fiender]

Nice poster seen at the park. Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Ride?
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Everything changed when the ball nation attacked...

 

[bratcurry]

too close to jizz

So This in a German accent is also too close to jizz and should be banned too I guess?

 

[Youngster Joey]

Nice poster seen at the park. Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Ride?
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I know it's incredibly unlikely after all the issues that went down with dueling dragons, but would be cool if this was a racing coaster. Actually thinking about it, it could be. We know it's premier, could be a similar thing to what west coast racers does, which is a fun ride but could be a great ride without the "comfort" collars that make the ride really uncomfotable. That I think would be cool even though I do hope it's closer to dueling dragons because lord does this park need more rides with high capacity.

 

[TPoseOnTantrum]

I know it's incredibly unlikely after all the issues that went down with dueling dragons

I say that it’s incredibly unlikely because the footers poured only support one track, and the tunnel where it’s expected to exit isn’t wide enough for two side by side tracks. It’s been pretty hard to convince people that the racing element won’t happen.

 

[Youngster Joey]

I say that it’s incredibly unlikely because the footers poured only support one track, and the tunnel where it’s expected to exit isn’t wide enough for two side by side tracks. It’s been pretty hard to convince people that the racing element won’t happen.

It's just my speculation obviously. I agree with you it's unlikely, but then the marketing campaign probably isn't doing them any favors since it very clearly shows two opposing elements on display.