Re: California and Vegas Pt 4: Knott's Berry Farm
The next morning I walked the fifteen minutes to the park entrances, deciding to do Disneyland on the first day and California Adventure on the second, though I don’t think it would have made a difference which way I’d done it.
Welcome to Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth:
The sign’s not as alarming as it first seemed; it’s just California being ridiculous with health and safety. Basically, the pedestrian path which runs alongside the tram from the car parks and behind some of the Downtown Disney shops and restaurants, which is little used by members of the public, cuts through a staff smoking area. A public smoking area needs to have signs warning of dangerous chemicals. I only found this out due to seeing one at my hotel which actually explained it properly. Run around with a .22 calibre and no f**ker flinches, but God help you if you unleash a Lambert & Butler. Stupid place.
Anyway, have an obligatory station picture:
I’ll try and keep the pictures and report in a logical order, keeping areas together, but there was actually quite a bit of zig-zagging across the park throughout the day, mostly down to taking advantage of fast passes and so returning to the same areas later, so in terms of the order I rode stuff, it’s completely off and some pictures would’ve been taken hours apart in some cases, but makes more sense as a report to keep things all together rather than jumping back and forth.
I arrived at opening and stayed right up until closing, making it a really knackering day. I wasn’t rushing around to trying to cram everything in at all, but there was a lot of walking and it was a really long day. Combinations of fast passes, single rider lines and generally excellent operations meant that I got everything done easily, with rerides on some major stuff, but I can totally see why people want to spend more than the one day here, especially when you’re in a group and single rider isn’t an option.
I actually popped in here right at the end of the night on the way out of the park, but took the picture right at the start of the day:
What a load of old s**te. Out of respect I was trying not to laugh, but luckily it was quiet since it was the end of the day. The only people less impressed by the overt display of patriotism were the large group of Mexicans who made up 95% of the remainder of the audience.
Walking up Main Street then.
I headed into Tomorrowland first, and went straight for Star Tours since the queue was short and I hadn’t done any of the upgraded ones.
It was very good. Sure it’s “just” a simulator, but it’s definitely one of the best out there.
I grabbed a fast pass for Space Mountain so that I could get a quick reride a bit later and then just went in through the normal queue, which was only around 15 minutes at that point.
It's the same as Hong Kong's though I slightly prefer that one. It could be an age thing though I guess. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a great ride and I really enjoyed it, just not as much as Hong Kong’s. They both have the same AMAZING soundtrack though.
That Innoventions thing is utter gash. There was some Iron Man thing in it, and some Captain America and Thor things which both had a bit of a queue, so I skipped them.
The whole “house of the future” thing downstairs is also such a waste of time and space. There was a show about to start that I went into and wished I hadn’t, showing off one of those Asimo robots.
The robot was cool. It didn’t need a tacky 20-minue show with an annoying-as-f**k presenter. A lot of people were walking out after five minutes since they’d seen the robot and it was just overkill. Thank **** I hadn’t waited for it or gone back to it later due to various showtimes.
Buzz Lightyear was the same as the others I’ve done. They’re decent enough for a shooter, and the throughputs are amazing, so there’s never more than a 5-10 minute wait. Hong Kong really dropped the ball by adding Fast Pass to this thing when other rides could do with it a lot more.
Matterhorn Bobsleds had a REALLY long line (not sure on length of time, but there were a lot of people waiting), but luckily a single rider system, meaning I walked straight on. It seems that they only usually use one side for single riders – the queue splits off much further back and the official single rider entrance bypasses this and dumps you right in the station on one side – but just asking was enough for them to shift me over to the other track.
It was fun, and very different to anything I’ve ridden before I think. Yeah, it’s tame by today’s standards, but it’s a cool little ride. I didn’t notice any discernable differences between the two sides. The "Remain seated please. Permane ser sentados por favor" announcement at the end was fab. One of my favourite ever songs is Tragic Kingdom by No Doubt, basically their Disneyland protest song (they’re from Anaheim), and I never knew that the “remain seated” announcement was from an actual ride. I thought it was just a general “theme park” thing, but they’ve actually used the recorded announcement from Matterhorn, which makes me love the song even more. A bit off topic, and very goony, so sorry about that.
The Finding Nemo thing was down for scheduled maintenance, but I think I knew about that – I knew something was down anyway – so it wasn’t a big loss. I decided to knock off all the Fantasyland dark rides, starting with Alice in Wonderland, but skipping the tea cups.
I really liked this. Alice in Wonderland is up there with my favourite Disney films, partly because they stuck with the original story much more closely than with most of their stuff and didn’t “Disneyfy” it too much, and the ride was a decent representation of it. It’s been updated recently apparently, but I hadn’t ridden it before to be able to comment.
All of these dark rides looked to have pretty long queues since they were spilling out of the buildings. The reality is though that there are only very small indoor queuing areas. They were also hammering people through really quickly, meaning that the waiting times for all these rides were only in the 10-20 minute mark.
Mr Toad’s Wild Ride was quite fab really. There was a definite sense of humour to it and it’s different to anything else at the other Disney parks.
I don’t think there was any difference between this version of Pinocchio and the rides in Tokyo and Paris, which was fine since I like this ride as it’s a lot darker than a lot of Disney’s stuff .
Snow White is also really dark for a Disney attraction aimed at young kids, and is probably my favourite, traditional-style dark ride of theirs out of all the Fantasyland stuff scattered over all the parks. Hong Kong is really lacking in these kind of nostalgia rides; I'd actually like to see them try and include a couple, but to update them and give them a different spin.
Peter Pan had the longest wait of the bunch. Here comes the sacrilege: I’ve always found this ride to be incredibly overrated.
It looks gorgeous from the outside though. Actually, all of the rides in this area have stunning exteriors, making this easily the most attractive Fantasyland of the bunch. I need to revisit Florida, but the ride entrances and stations for the same attractions in Paris and Tokyo are all really bland from what I can remember, and Hong Kong doesn't have them at all.
Frozen meet and greet. Wait for two hours to have your picture taken with a failed actress in a blue dress. Yeah, no.
I liked the castle walkthrough. It was small and cramped, but luckily not many people were actually going though it and it was something different.
How apt:
It’s a Small Annoying World had to be done since it’s such an iconic attraction.
The outdoor loading and unloading, in that sun and heat, was pretty unpleasant really, especially given the stacking that was happening.
I also don’t think that retrofitting Disney characters has done the ride any favours. Hong Kong’s version was designed with them specifically in mind and they blend in really well with the ride as a whole. On this one, they just seem plonked in, which is because that's exactly what they are.
Mickey’s Magical Map was an ok show.
The map itself was impressive - one of those big LED screen things - but otherwise it was just pretty much a bare stage with a few songs from Disney films.
It kind of felt like a bit of a wasted opportunity to be honest; it could/should have been a lot better given that it has a large capacity and is the park’s major daytime show. It’s the equivalent of Hong Kong’s Golden Mickeys show, something which I never liked first time around but have come to appreciate, in that it’s basically a collection of songs loosely based around some crappy story/concept. The songs are presented so much better in Hong Kong though.
Yes, I know I’m comparing things a lot here, but when you’re talking about a chain of parks with similar/identical lands, rides, shows, characters and themes, I think it’s fairly inevitable.
I did the same thing with BTMR as with Space Mountain, grabbing a fast pass for a later reride and then joining the queue which I think was at about half an hour.
As a coaster, it’s a bit bland, but as with all of these rides the theming is top-notch and turns a crap coaster into something very enjoyable. The new special effects on the final lift hill were excellent as well.
Riverboat thing is pleasant enough. I don’t think I’ve actually ridden any of the others before this one. Possibly Florida’s I guess - I don’t remember - but definitely not Tokyo’s or Paris’s.
Toontown reminded me a lot of Tokyo’s version: a nice enough looking area with nothing to really do.
There’s a +1 cred though, which I think I waited close to half an hour for.
There’s also Roger Rabbit’s Cartoon Spin, which, let’s be honest, is a bit s**t.
I think the problem is that it doesn’t hold any of the nostalgic qualities of the Fantasyland dark rides, which are actually technically inferior since they’re so much older. However, it’s also not new and innovative enough to elevate it into the high-tech category either.
I’d popped into the area earlier and grabbed a fast pass, which saved me what appeared to be a 45-minute queue. The Tokyo version has a really cool queue-line, which is actually the highlight of the whole thing. I don’t know if this version has the same thing, since the fastpass line just shoves you directly into the station.
There was some Disney/High School/College band playing at some point as I was walking past. They were really good and popped up at California Adventure as well.
I decided to watch the parade since I was right near the route about 10-minutes before it was due to start. There were people already sitting behind ropes etc, but I figured out that if I hung around on one of the connecting paths leading up to the area, it would get roped off right before the parade and I’d be right at the front. I was right.
They had a pre-parade Frozen float, which was just a **** ing stupid idea executed in a way unfitting of Disney.
After a massive announcement about the pre-parade “special guests”, they sent this one float and then there was a 20 minute gap until the proper parade started. This meant that you had hundreds of people crammed and needlessly waiting, in very, very hot weather. Yeah, there was separate music – I bet you can’t guess what it was – so the float couldn’t have been quickly and easily integrated into the main parade, but they could’ve easily had a gap of a couple of minutes rather than the twenty, which was absolutely horrible due to the crowds and heat.
Anyway, main parade. Have a bunch of pictures, including the ugliest Aladdin I’ve ever seen.
I didn’t venture into the tree house.
The Jungle Cruise ride at any of the parks is always worth a go.
The tongue-in-cheek narration of the skippers really make a rather dated attraction into something that’s good for a laugh. Technically, Hong Kong has the best version I’ve ridden since the effects are better and there’s a night ride – the updates on some other versions might well mean it gets beaten in that department soon – but the narration is bland and uninteresting, with failed attempts at humour that the “proper” English-speaking skippers get right on the American versions.
Indiana Jones had a single rider queue which was being somewhat abused by some small groups. Still, it meant that a 60-80 minute wait turned into ten minutes both times I rode it.
It’s an absolutely brilliant dark ride, way up there with my absolute favourites. It has a different name, station and queue in Tokyo, but from what I could tell the ride itself is pretty much identical. The fact that it uses actual sets just makes it that much better, for me at least, than the Spiderman and Transformers type of attractions, although they’re also fantastic.
Splash Mountain was fab.
Again, a single rider queue enabled me skip what would’ve been over an hour-long wait. It was a bit burdenous in the way it was run though. Obviously, the ride wasn’t designed with a single rider queue in mind, meaning that you sort of go through an exit and get stuck in a cramped little exit area. There were quite a few people using it, and the ride ops – they’re not “cast members”; they’re not in a **** ing film – really weren’t being too attentive and quite a few boats were being sent with empty seats. It was still much better than having to wait in the regular queue, but it was the most “undisney” way of doing things that I’ve come across.
It’s a great though, easily one of my favourite flume-type rides.
Winnie the Pooh was a bit gash to be honest. Obviously I wasn’t expecting Pooh’s Hunny Hunt, but I thought it would at least match the mediocrity of the Hong Kong version, and it didn’t even do that.
Pirates of the Caribbean is another classic must-ride attraction which I really enjoy.
I waited about 20 minutes for the first ride I got on it, but managed to walk on for a second ride after the Fantasmic show finished later.
One criticism/comparison is that the Jack Sparrow animatronics, while decent, didn’t seem to be anywhere near the quality of the ones in Tokyo. I would’ve thought they’d have been identical, but I really don’t think they are. I’m guessing that they must be manufactured in different places and that the Japanese ones are just of a higher quality. I’ve mentioned in an earlier post that the Osaka dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are better than LA’s, and it seems that the quality in Japanese Disney follows the same pattern.
Whenever I’ve seen pictures, I’ve never really liked the look of California’s Haunted Mansion.
However, in person, it
really works with the area and I loved it. Why does a haunted house always
have to be a gothic mansion after all?
The ride was good as well. Pretty sure it’s the same as Florida and Tokyo once you get inside.
I hadn’t done a Tiki Room since Florida when I was a kid.
It’s naff, dated, but fab. It wasn’t getting large numbers of people, but when I was there it was good to see that people were enjoying it for nostalgia value, singing along with the soundtrack etc., and just enjoying it for what it is.
There are no more pictures now since I took very few at night and they turned out crap, so feel free to stop reading.
I caught Fantasmic towards the end of the night, getting myself a decent spot just in front of Pirates about half an hour before it started. The crowd situation was a bit of a nightmare to be honest, but was handled as well as it could be I guess. One thing that annoyed me was that a staff member tried to move me because some entitled bitch on a mobility scooter wanted my spot. Absolutely not. If I was in a designated disabled spot, fine. If I hadn’t claimed that space half an earlier, fine. There’s no way I’m moving when somebody who’s been sitting on their fat arse all day rocks up right before the show starts and expects to be accommodated at the expense of other people. Get. To. F**k.
The mobility scooters at both Disney parks were a joke. There were just a ridiculous number of them. Apparently about 10% of adults visiting Disneyland are “disabled”.
I’m all for people in wheelchairs, and also with less-obvious medical conditions, having special access; not a problem at all. I also, in theory, have no problem with people choosing to use mobility scooters if they don’t want to walk around a park all day. I can understand why some older people, for example, may want to use one, especially given the size of the park and the distances covered.
However, plonking yourself on a mobility scooter ISN’T, for the vast majority of people
choosing to use them, the same as actually being disabled, so they shouldn’t be automatically awarded the same “privileges” and can stick their sense of entitlement right up their (in 95% of cases) fat arses.
Anyway, rant over. Fantasmic really was excellent. I’ve got no photos of it, but I’m sure it’s on Youtube a million times over. The whole scale of it was really impressive and I liked that it was a pretty dark, scary (for kids anyway) show without too much of the Disney glitter.
Overall thoughts then. I know that this report has come across as quite negative in a lot of aspects, and that I must’ve been walking around in a s**ty mood the whole day, but I wasn’t at all. I actually
really liked this park as a whole package and had a great day there. It’s huge, has got absolutely loads to do, is amazingly themed and has a fantastic atmosphere. The negative vibe of parts of the report is mostly because when you’re discussing individual attractions, and looking at them in hindsight, there actually is quite a lot not to overly like.
This park is obviously the blueprint for all the others that followed, but in terms of rides and attractions, if you’ve been to the parks in Florida, Tokyo, or Paris – Hong Kong not so much since that’s a different animal altogether really - there’s not much here that you wouldn’t have seen before. If you're looking for the quintessential Disney park though, then this is absolutely it, hands down.
It’s not the park’s fault that I’d already been to those other places, but it does have an effect on how you view the rides if you’ve, essentially, done them all already. It also doesn’t help that the newer parks have taken the original concepts and subsequently, for the most part, bettered them.
Like I said though, the park as a whole is much more than the sum of its individual parts; it really is an amazing place for so many reasons. It’s just that when you’re critiquing rides on an individual level, which is inevitable during a trip report, you lose sight of the whole.