Bellend & Vadge in the Land of Smego.

[Ian]

Yeah, a turban for a curry and a bowler hat for fish & chips.

Dammit, Ian, can't you jsut wait till your birthday. I WILL get you a cookie jar. I promise.

I love you! But seriously, don't spend that sort of money on me! Tat all the way, please!

 

[Martyn]

However, would these be more to your taste?

I love you, Vadge.

I just won some of these on eBay

£5.20... not too bad I thought!

 

[Ian]

Do they connect?

 

[Martyn]

I doubt it. But who cares about that?!

They're better than the yellow heads.

 

[Nic]

I love you, Vadge

I'll remember you said that. Muahahahahaha!