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Ollie

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^When I watched LVK with a group of friends we found it quite funny. We knew it was going to be crap and cheesy so we enjoyed it more not expecting much from it.
 

Rush

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Anything with Corden and Horne in shouldn't be watched in the first place.

As for crap movies, as Emmett said, there's always going to be more suck-fests than blockbusters but these movies particularly suck:

Quantum of Solace.
Gladiator. (Turned it off)
Shaun of the Dead. (Most may disagree but I thought it was rubbish)
Life of Brian.
Pretty much every film like Epic Movie, Scary Movie, Disaster Movie etc.
Four Weddings and a Funeral (Left the cinema)
This.
The Simpons Movie.
Definitely this!
This.
I always found Lord of the Rings boring as well apart from the battle scenes.
Yes to the last two. The Fellowship of the Ring is amazing!

Those are ones off the top of my head.
 

Error

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Twilight-2 hours of NOTHING HAPPENING
All the "genre" movie-it's been mentioned
Shorts-Wanted to leave after 5 minutes, and the then entire movie
Lord of the Rings-Too damn long
 

Patrick

Hyper Poster
F&F Tokyo Drift - Copletely sends out the wrong image about drifting, which is a professional motorsport as much as any other. Also crap storyline and crap acting.

Mean Girls - Don't ask why I watched it, watching a bunch of girls bitching about other girls for over an hour is one of the worst things ever.

Step Up 2 - Step Up was great, this was just plain awful.
 

wash

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Dragon Wars
That such a horrible movie was made is no surprise. That such horrible a movie was supposed to be a big-budget blockbuster is. It was so bad it was great, I was laughing almost the entire running time. This is something you'd expect to see on the Sci-Fi channel or MST3K, not at your local theater. I'd highly recommend it as a rental if you want a good laugh though.
 

Pokemaniac

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Life of Brian.
That better be a typo.

I haven't seen any extremely bad movies, I think. Only good/decent ones and ones I can't remember.
Saw the first five minutes of High School Musical, though. Had to leave the room...
 

RCF

Strata Poster
Error said:
Twilight-2 hours of NOTHING HAPPENING


GAYEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!! If I want to watch a vampire movie, I watch Dracula, not a homo sparkly vampire who wears lipstick.
 

Slash

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Lesbian Vampire Killers.

It was a tad humorous at times and then it was just ****.

WHERE WAS THE LESBAIN ACTION!?
 
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Anonymous

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Anyone remember Meet Dave?

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From Wikipedia:

The film garnered mostly negative reviews, with web site Rotten Tomatoes showing only 18 positive reviews out of 92 tallied, for a "Rotten" score of 21%.[6]
Meet Dave opened on July 11, 2008 in 3,011 theaters in the United States and Canada and grossed an estimated $5,300,000, ranking seventh at the box office.[7] 20th Century Fox distribution executive Bert Livingston said of the box office bomb that cost $55 million to make, "It was a tough concept to get across. It's upsetting for all of us and for Eddie. He's very funny in this. Just not enough people came."[1]
Also, in its third weekend, it broke the record for the highest number of theater drops for a film in wide release, losing 2,523 theaters.[8]
The film's performance became a joke for comedians, with Jay Leno saying that the movie's title was going to be changed to Meet Dave: At Blockbuster insinuating that the movie should have been a straight-to-DVD release.[citation needed]
The film grossed just $11,803,254 at the domestic box office. However, the film has performed better in other parts of the world making a current overseas tally of $38,291,240 and bringing the worldwide gross to $50,094,494.
Eddie Murphy skipped the Meet Dave premiere because he was working on a new film, the 2009 comedy A Thousand Words.[9] Screenwriter Bill Corbett also missed the premiere, which he said was due to family plans, "not an act of protest, per se."[4]
Bill Corbett said he would love to record a Meet Dave track on RiffTrax, a site featuring downloadable audio commentaries recorded by Mystery Science Theater 3000 alum Michael J. Nelson and other regular commentators, including Corbett. However, Corbett said the track was not likely to ever be recorded since comedies rarely work as spoofs.[4]
 

Ormerod

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Any Movie with the stupid red writing and similar fonts. They all funnily enough are titled 'Something Movie'.

E.G.; Scary Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie etc.

All of them are crap, no exceptions.

My other list of crap films are;

Idle Hands
He Was a Quiet Man
Going Overboard {thats what I thought too}
The Interpreter
Green Street
Scream
SAW
 

nadroJ

CF Legend
Explain to me how Scream is crap? I'm intriuged, you understand it's meant to be tongue in cheek? Kind of what Scary Movie attempted but failed miserably at.

Also Saw, yes it is now monotonous and predictable because of so many sequels but how can you say this is a bad film? Just want to know because I completely disagree.

Bruno.
 

gavin

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High School Musical. I was on a really ghetto plane with no personal screens and movies, just one for everyone to "enjoy". After the first 15 minutes I yanked off the headphones and just sat in boredom rather than be subjected to any more of it.

Anything with Jack Black can pretty much **** right off.

Death Race. What a load of Tommy Tank that was.

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3. Just why?

The latest Indiana Jones, just for the incredibly crap ending.

The last 2 Bond films. Daniel Craig is a **** Bond.
 

marc

CF Legend
Anything with Jack Black can pretty much right off.

Could not agree more with that statement and the Bond one.
 

Ollie

CF Legend
gavin said:
Anything with Jack Black can pretty much <img> right off.
He's meh. I can watch stuff with him in but I agree he's nothing amazing.

Death Race. What a load of Tommy Tank that was.
Not seen it so can't comment.

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3. Just why?
I found 2 boring but really enjoyed the third one. It's way too long though and neither come anywhere close to the awesomeness of the original.

The latest Indiana Jones, just for the incredibly crap ending.
It was good and enjoyable until the ****ty ending

The last 2 Bond films. Daniel Craig is a <img> Bond.
Cannot agree more. Hate Daniel Craig as an actor. It never feels like a Bond film and is just a bore.
 
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