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Animal print clothing "banned" at Chessington.

Darren B

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Merlin have no shame.

I would however find it funny if someone disobeyed the ban and was subsequently mounted by an amorous and extremely confused zebra.
 

Smithy

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Genuinely only checked the topic in the hope there was a joke about an innocent child in zebra print leggings being mounted which led to the ban.

Wasn't disappointed.
 

BBH

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gavin

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Re: Animal print clothing "banned" at Chessington.

That's the entire female population of Essex not going then.
 

Ian

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^ Good point, their hooped earrings could also trap a lorikeet.
 

caffeine_demon

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I can see the conversation now:

"Hey Gavin, do you want to come to Chessington today?"

"I'd love to, but I've only got this leopard print top so I can't"
 

Brookes

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Funnily enough, I was on ZuFari when Sky News were filming this yesterday. We were waiting at the loading gates when I noticed the sign saying animal print was banned then next thing the ride op is telling us they were waiting for a news crew on the last jeep to come back in. When they did, they started filming us waiting to get on and said they were doing a story about the banning of the clothing and wanted people to wear zebra and tiger onesies on the ride. One of the giraffes was certainly very interested in the tiger one. I don't think the footage has gone out yet though.
 
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