Joey said:
None of it is entertaining for adults.
Didn't say it was - I said it should be. It's kinda a different, yet related, issue. Sorry, I didn't explain... Slayed was arguing on Twitter that I'm not "the target audience" and so I'm not being objective about my dismissal of the retheme as boring. I argued that "well, why aren't I?" basically, as well as stating that, I know, being objective and being a fan are very different things.
Because essentially what that implies is that IP usage is
okay if it's targeting an audience, even if it's terrible. It's like saying that Saw being crap is okay because I'm not a horror movie fan. (Not that I'm saying Saw
is crap, even though it is, but you get the point.) It makes no sense.
My point re: entertaining for adults is that a quality piece of work aimed at young children SHOULD be capable of entertaining their parents, at the very least, on some level. It's kinda pointless targeting something so specifically at very young children, imho. I can recall my dad reading Sonic the Comic with me and finding things hilarious that I didn't get at the time, but looking back over it now it's like "ahaha, I get it now..." And plenty of older kids, even teens, read that comic. But I still found it awesome. Okay, you could argue this is IP related and contradicting my point a little. But plenty of original kids books, TV shows, movies, etc. demonstrate this phenomenon. The issue is that entertaining adults in a FUN way, as in, not scaring them ****, at a theme park is difficult and rarely demonstrated in any quality outside of the big players. But Tussauds were perfectly capable of it. And I think Merlin still would be with a little redirection. Everything they do now is either horror, a Disney ripoff OR an IP, or a combination of these. And when they do try to be original, they miss huge glaring points. Look at Wild Asia's blandness, or it's 1.2m height restriction for it's major attraction, and question what about that is "family".
I'll handle this in a chunk and again, I agree with you in principle :lol:
I watch TV with MMF, play games for his age range and read books with him. It's important as a parent that I'm engaged in it as well as he is. I think that's why some shows like Peppa Pig are huge, and others fall away quickly. Peppa Pig is actually a good show.
The thing is, when MMF isn't around, I don't engage in those things. I (generally) do adult things. Not all the time and "adult" is too vague a phrase to use - I guess "not aimed at kids under 10" would be better :lol:
Studio Ghibli and Disney are probably two things which buck this trend - both know how to do a complete age audience. I'd like to say others do too, but if I went to the cinema and had a choice of "dirty horror" or "New from the creators of Shrek", I'd be up to my eyeballs in blood that day
I've certainly watched stuff like Shrek on my own, or with adults, but I wouldn't pick it over a "grown up" offering. I hope that makes sense? I think it's probably very subjective.
So.... the point :lol:
Adults are willing to share their time and attention with their kids if they can see the reward, but not undivided time and attention if there's something grown up that could be happening too.
Bubbleworks is the perfect example of how it works at some parks in the kid's favour. As a grown up, you go on Vampire and it's a bit "meh". The whole park is full of "meh" as far as most adult visitors are concerned. Chessington is a slow, rainy Sunday afternoon with your kids and a slight hangover. You don't really have anything else to do, and you're in that situation where you're essentially trapped in the kid's world. So, when you find a Bubbleworks, you enjoy it. It's not bloody Barney the Dinosaur, it's not Ben 25 (with nagging for the toys), it's not playing Café with the dolls for the fifth consecutive hour. It's a breath of fresh air and exactly what you're talking about Joey, entertaining for both adult and child (in a way Tiny Trucks is never going to be). As a captive of that child's world, you can enjoy it.
Now imagine Alton is more like a wedding party on a Saturday Night. We all know that the adults sit and chat and drink for hours while the kids are left to entertain themselves, or just sit and be bored. They're ignored. No matter how good "The three little wolves and the big bad pig" is at bedtime on a Tuesday night, it's not coming out at that wedding party... Some of the kids may have Top Trumps or make up chasing games to pass the time, but generally, the kids are bored. In this instance, CBeebies Land is like a bouncy castle or a free arcade room. Yeah, it's for kids, but some adults will join them there for a little bit because they can also have a bit of fun. It's different because they can join in. Then they get bored and wander off, drinks and bitching about how fat the bride looked are more important.
Adults are incredibly selfish when given "adult things" to do. Even when we take kids to Chessington or Peppa Pig World (which is absolutely for the kids), we'll still seek out the things we like and pull the kids away from what they like. We have **** attention spans and get bored rapidly by repetition, kids love to repeat things and to find their favourite thing and keep going back to it.
Joey said:
But, ****, the rest of your post I hadn't considered, because I don't experience that, and it's a pretty powerful point. But it does go back to the whole marketability vs longevity issue. What you imply though is that something like this widen's Alton's audience perception, and will in turn mean more people, drawn by CBeeBies, will be watching the pirate show?
I don't know if I agree about longevity or not. The problem is that Thomas and Peppa say no... The IPs are still massive today, several years after you'd say they'd peaked. I think Drayton is off with Cartoon Network, as their IPs move rapidly and the attention of their audience is quite narrow - but the other two I think not.
Let's face it, they're talking about Postman **** Pat here - he was around when
I was a child FFS. If that isn't longevity, I don't know what is :lol: You are in danger though in five or ten years time finding yourself with people going Who Pig? However, Paultons have already paid off the investment multiple times over (and I'll bet Drayton have too) - so as long as that money is invested wisely, you can write off the IP when it starts to look bad. I don't think parks do, but they
could :lol:
Finally, no. I don't think for a second it will impact stuff like the pirate show positively. By the time most adults have "done their bit" and spent an hour with Little Susan and the Numberjacks, they'll be off to find the big rides and somewhere to dump the kids to watch while mummy and daddy do their stuff. It'll be business as usual then.
I have to point out I'm painting a pretty bleak picture of parents here. No all parents are like that, but I think that if you look hard, you'll find a huge number are. I'm certainly guilty of it myself, though at theme parks it tends to be very different because I get something different from a park than most people.