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Alton Towers Bans Speedo's!

ciallkennett

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I saw that in The Sun today.

"We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure preserve the dignity of all our guests."

xD
 

gavin

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Good move. Very, very few people can get away with wearing Speedos, and way too many people try. Nobody needs to see pale, flabby Brits squeezed into swimwear that is obviously designed for much more attractive people.
 

Mark

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But its still perfectly acceptable to see skanky women with their CAMEL TOE issues! :vomit:

Good move though Alton!
 

Slash

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Mark said:
But its still perfectly acceptable to see skanky women with their CAMEL TOE issues! :vomit:

Good move though Alton!

:lol:

QOTD

I also think good move by Alton. i recently went to Tunisia with my dad and I didn't realise he was going to wear those tight monstrosities to the beach. First day I go down to the beach first he comes down after and well this is what i imagine my face looked like :shock:

So when debating speedos, think of the children.
 
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