slappy mcguire
Mega Poster
Borrowing a post I put on the excellent new 'go-flamingo' site, I thought with only Drayton this Christmas to go, I'll try and give a bite size review in parks of the year, with the ups and downs associated, and would invite you all to do the same...
April:
Alton Towers
plus points: Nemesis still majestic, new sealife centre excellent, still more Theme Park than any other UK park.
minus points: More run down than I expected, dual terrible, food queues abhorrent.
7/10
May:
Lightwater Valley
plus points: Eagles claw, rapids both better than I was expecting.
minus points: Tired, uninspiring, and just a little ramshackle. Shadow of itself.
5/10
June:
Drayton Manor
plus points: Thomas land exceptional, Apocalypse breathtaking, generally just fun.
minus points: Dirty, and clearly in need of the hotel openin to take advantage of the extra crowds from Thomasland.
8/10
July:
Flamingo Land
plus points: Mumbo Jumbo brilliant, the park continues just to push ever onwards
minus points: Mumbo Queues abhorrent; why they don't cover sections from the sun, and have drinks machines in the queue-line is beyond me.
9/10
August:
Ocean Beach, South Shields
plus points: Ace little ghost train, good selection of flats.
minus points: Still a tatty seaside town.
6/10
Blackpool Pleasure Beach
plus points: For all it's failings, the likes of Valhalla make it greater than the sum of it's parts.
minus points: Dirtier than a randy old man. And smells like one.
7/10
September:
Disneyland Paris
plus points: Some theming in the main park exceptional, some of Europe's best rides.
minus points: Rides apart, the Studio park is a massive let down, and just feels cobbled together. Surprising lack of Disney characters.
8/10
And your year in parks?
April:
Alton Towers
plus points: Nemesis still majestic, new sealife centre excellent, still more Theme Park than any other UK park.
minus points: More run down than I expected, dual terrible, food queues abhorrent.
7/10
May:
Lightwater Valley
plus points: Eagles claw, rapids both better than I was expecting.
minus points: Tired, uninspiring, and just a little ramshackle. Shadow of itself.
5/10
June:
Drayton Manor
plus points: Thomas land exceptional, Apocalypse breathtaking, generally just fun.
minus points: Dirty, and clearly in need of the hotel openin to take advantage of the extra crowds from Thomasland.
8/10
July:
Flamingo Land
plus points: Mumbo Jumbo brilliant, the park continues just to push ever onwards
minus points: Mumbo Queues abhorrent; why they don't cover sections from the sun, and have drinks machines in the queue-line is beyond me.
9/10
August:
Ocean Beach, South Shields
plus points: Ace little ghost train, good selection of flats.
minus points: Still a tatty seaside town.
6/10
Blackpool Pleasure Beach
plus points: For all it's failings, the likes of Valhalla make it greater than the sum of it's parts.
minus points: Dirtier than a randy old man. And smells like one.
7/10
September:
Disneyland Paris
plus points: Some theming in the main park exceptional, some of Europe's best rides.
minus points: Rides apart, the Studio park is a massive let down, and just feels cobbled together. Surprising lack of Disney characters.
8/10
And your year in parks?