King of the hill

[Nic]

I go and find another, slightly smaller hill, and sit atop it, safe in the knowledge that I'm still better than most people, whilst not having to shoulder the terrible responsibility of absolute power.

 

[Thekingin64]

I walk up to you, stick a Satchel charge onto your back which you don't notice, walk back down the hill, detonate the charge, watch your organs get blasted everywhere, walk back up the hill and pronounce myself king.

 

[jokerman]

I get in my TARDIS, travel back in time to a point before you created this topic, and shoot you, preventing this farce from ever happening.

 

[kimahri]

What else were you expecting?

 

[CMonster]

I just wanted to let you all know how incredibly hilarious you are.

You know you love it. :wink: