King of the hill

[Thekingin64]

This is a quite simple game which I've taken from another forum which I was on for a bit.

What it is is there's a hill (nowhere inparticular) and there is a king of this hill and the next person to post has to try and get the previous poster off the hill and become king.

You can do anything to become king of the hill.

So to start I walk up the hill and pronouce myself king.

 

[Ollie]

I kick you off and super glue and tie myself to the top. I then set up a high barrier that also goes deep into the ground and then have guided missiles that will kill you if you try to go over. I also have an unlimited supply of food and water. Therefore I win and cannot be moved.
Sorry did this topic not last as long as you hoped?

 

[jokerman]

I think we should go and find another hill where Ollie isn't gonna be such an arse. :--D

 

[jjjjustin]

I nuke Ollie the hill is gone now what?

 

[Error]

I have found a bigger hill and claim myself the new king

 

[furie]

This has to be one of the dumbest topics I've ever had the misfortune to read.

There's some pretty stiff competition actually:
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... hp?t=28808
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... hp?t=29112
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... hp?t=29307
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... hp?t=29232
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... hp?t=28989
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... hp?t=29266
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... 94&start=0
and
http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/view ... 83&start=0



Oh, and I'm king of the hill because I have both a ban AND a lock button

 

[furie]

Love how you took the time to find all of those.

To be fair, you don't need to spend too long looking for dumb topics

 

[Error]

I have my ninjas of doom take out furie to reclaim my title.

Also, very nice finds furie

 

[Thekingin64]

So far, this hasn't caught on aswell as I had hoped.

But anyway, I machinegun Error, he died from it, I walk up the hill and pronounce myself king.

(don't worry, you can come back to life if someone kills you :wink: )

 

[jokerman]

So far, this hasn't caught on aswell as I had hoped.

Really? I thought it was going pretty well... :wink:

 

[CMonster]

I bulldoze the hill so no-one else can be king. :--D

 

[jokerman]

^Anarchist!

 

[Thekingin64]

I walk up a new hill and pronounce myself king.

3rd hill and only the second page

 

[CMonster]

I'm sensing a pattern here. :lol:

Er, throw you off and watch you crash into the rocks below.

 

[Ollie]

I destroy every single hill in the universe and fit everyone alive with a thought reading device that will kill you if you attempt to remove it. If you even think about creating a new hill or becoming the king of something then it will detonate killing you instantly.

This game is too easy to ruin. :lol:

 

[jjjjustin]

then lets play king of the valley!

 

[kimahri]

I throw my gerbil to Someone who remebers it and takes the hill.

I then procede to make a Anti-Deus Ex Machina barrier preventing you from making silly and instant comeback therefore ruinging the game due to realism.

trollface.jpg

 

[Thekingin64]

then lets play king of the valley!

Err...You need hills for valleys cool)

 

[CMonster]

I then procede to make a Anti-Deus Ex Machina barrier preventing you from making silly and instant comeback therefore ruinging the game due to realism.

I reject your realistic realism and substitute my reality where Anti-Deus Ex Machina barriers can't prevent people from making comebacks or climbing hills for the fun of it! HA! :lol:

This game is actually pretty fun, but not the way it was intended to be I don't think.

 

[kimahri]

You suck, therefore, you can't play. HA! Therefore your post does not count, Neiner Neiner Neiner Neiner Neiner Neiner