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How To Correctly Respond To A New Coaster Announcement!

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  1. roomraider

    roomraider Best Topic Starter

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    Happy Halloween everyone.

    Having observed many responses to new coasters over the past few years and getting annoyed at peoples responses I have decided to write a short flow chart on how you should feel/reply/respond to new coaster announcements.
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    Clearer version can be found here - https://ibb.co/bTDWNf
    (Please be aware this is all a joke)
     
    Last edited: Nov 1, 2018
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    GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Staff Member Moderator Social Media Team

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    Looks slow
     
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    Looks small
     
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    Dang it! I've been watching too much Cool Runnings again!
     
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    I have posted this on the wall by my computer for quick-glance access. I’m now so ready.
     
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    davidm Member

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    Ha - very good.
    (also; typo "discusting")
     
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    Stop crushing my dreams!

    Seriously though, that was amazing
     
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    What happened to Aquatrax?
     
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    Nothing. Ever.
     
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    CrashCoaster Formerly ATI

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    This is brilliant.
     
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    also also; 'the Europe', 'Bobseld' & 'with certainly'

    Just in case you wanted to start printing these professionally. Good job.
     
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    “However said it’s a stand-up is a lying heathen and should be burned at the stake”
    Made my day.

    He’s also missing a large amount of apostrophes.
     
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    To be fair I was steaming drunk when I wrote this :p I'll fix them if I get a chance tomorrow
     
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    Ok I have fixed many of the spelling errors. And updated the chart with a few more options like 4D and Wing's. Probably thereby adding many more spelling errors.

    And yes some of the arrows dont line up properly and it looks a bit of a mess. But as a drunken joke It's somewhat better (and more indepth) than i thought it would be :p
     
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    Hixee Flojector Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I adore the amount of sass in that chart. Good work @roomraider. Got to be one of the posts of the year. :)
     
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    By far my favorite:
    Screen Shot 2018-11-02 at 10.23.16 AM.jpg
     
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