Howie

Member, Male, 44, from Ironbridge, UK

Got mugged by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy. Dec 27, 2018

Howie was last seen:: Viewing thread, Feb 19, 2019 at 3:31 PM

1. Howie
  Got mugged by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy.
  
  Dec 27, 2018
  1. Zek_Teh_Kek, b&mfanboy123, Will and 8 others like this.
  2. Cranedude
    And this is the result of humanising the Seven Dwarfs and then taking one away and mind controlling them, haha
    
    Jan 4, 2019
2. Howie
  Anyone planning on going to Phantasialand before Xmas? Need a favour...
  
  Nov 17, 2018
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  3. DelPiero
    Enjoy the useless notifications!! Cockney my arse...
    
    Nov 19, 2018
    
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  4. Howie
    ;)
    
    Nov 19, 2018
  5. CSLKennyNI
    I'm there literally just before Xmas, on Friday 21st December, if I can still be of any help then?
    
    Nov 20, 2018
    
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3. Howie
  I wonder if a squirrel ever thinks to itself; 'Man, I am so f***ing sick of nuts! What I wouldn't give for a grapefruit'.
  
  Sep 21, 2018
  1. b&mfanboy123, Matt N, CSLKennyNI and 3 others like this.
4. Howie
  If you love something, set it on fire. If it... wait, is that right? Sh*t! Be right back...
  
  Sep 18, 2018
  1. Thekingin64, Zek_Teh_Kek and b&mfanboy123 like this.
  2. DelPiero
    It's true, always set light to your bbq. How is the dog?
    
    Sep 19, 2018
    
    Zek_Teh_Kek likes this.
  3. Howie
    He's recovering well ta! :)
    
    Sep 19, 2018
5. Howie
  Happy birthday Madonna - looking great at 60. Still got the body of a man half her age.
  
  Aug 16, 2018
  1. DelPiero likes this.
6. Howie
  That thing when roads have airtime hills, and you always drive that little bit faster than you should. We all do it :)
  
  Jun 15, 2018
  1. EpochEmu, Thekingin64, Will and 1 other person like this.
7. Howie
  Outlaw Run is the tits. That is all.
  
  Jun 8, 2018
8. Howie
  'Murica! One month! :) Tick tock tick tock...
  
  May 3, 2018
  1. DelPiero and vaugc002 like this.
9. Howie
  Have you been missold Pi? You could be owed £3.1415926.
  
  Apr 24, 2018
  1. Matt N, CSLKennyNI, vaugc002 and 4 others like this.
10. Howie
  Just saw Arnold Schwarzenegger in Tesco buying a load of chocolate eggs. I said to him, "Y'have to love Easter, baby".
  
  Mar 27, 2018
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  2. DelPiero
    Have to love Easter baby. Why "You" at the beginning?!?!?! PHONEY!!!!
    
    Mar 28, 2018
    
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  3. Howie
    Big Fat Phoney! :D
    
    Mar 28, 2018
11. Howie
  What do you call a yeti with a six pack? The Abdominal Snowman.
  
  Mar 1, 2018
  1. vaugc002, CSLKennyNI and Zek_Teh_Kek like this.
12. Howie
  Is it me, or does February feel like the 'Tuesday'' of the year?
  
  Feb 2, 2018
  1. jayjay likes this.
  2. jayjay
    Eurgh, yes. Lack of freshness but still crap!
    
    Feb 2, 2018
  3. Sandman
    Then November is definitely the Thursday
    
    Feb 2, 2018
13. Howie
  Jokes about Yoda are out of order.
  
  Jan 14, 2018
  2. DelPiero
    First...
    
    Jan 15, 2018
    
    Will and Zek_Teh_Kek like this.
14. Howie
  My new year's resolution is to stop asking rhetorical questions. How cool is that?
  
  Jan 1, 2018
  1. Will, Zek_Teh_Kek, jayjay and 1 other person like this.
15. Howie
  Just think, sticking your arms in the air on a coaster probably slows it down. Surely it'd be more streamlined if everyone hunkered down?
  
  Sep 4, 2017
  1. Matt N and Zek_Teh_Kek like this.
16. Howie
  Are you a millennial? Click like for yes, send pigeon for no.
  
  Aug 30, 2017
  2. DelPiero
    Have you got my Dove yet?
    
    Sep 7, 2017
  3. Howie
    Yes. Thank you, it was delicious :p
    
    Sep 7, 2017
    
    Will, Jarrett and DelPiero like this.
17. Howie
  May the Fifth be with you too!
  
  May 5, 2017
  2. Hyde
    Revenge of the Fifth
    
    May 6, 2017
    
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18. Howie
  I know this is a roller coaster forum and stuff, but isn't James Corden an utter tit.
  
  Mar 30, 2017
  1. Will and Hyde like this.
  2. Hixee
    What's he done now? :P
    
    Mar 31, 2017
  3. Howie
    It's just that advert that keeps comin on over and over again - "Now that's how you park in this town". Grrr.
    Also, he's got one of those fat faces that you just wanna punch.
    
    Mar 31, 2017
    
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19. Howie
  Remember, it's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission. Words to live by.
  
  Feb 28, 2017
  1. LiveForTheLaunch and Will like this.
20. furie
  Admit it, all your problems stem from the fact nobody ever bought you this for Christmas!
  http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk32/bossagency/eBay%20Merch/000041-StarWarsLeiaCollection-Ewok.jpg
  
  Jan 20, 2017
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  3. Howie
    Oh furie, it's perfect. I could not have picked a better image :-)
    
    Feb 13, 2017
  4. furie
    We all know which of them gets you wet :P
    
    Feb 13, 2017
  5. Howie
    Touché :)
    
    Feb 13, 2017
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Apr 5, 1974 (Age: 44)

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