Afghan Rug or Parquet Flooring?

[Will]

L-O-L I just got the funniest image in my head.

For 'funniest' read 'most horrific since Steven last posted'?
Eurgh... nightmare fuel of the purest kind, right there

 

[nadroJ]

Hehehe I love how it's become a craze to have a 'stylish' vagina. You can get sprayed on designs and diamontes and stuff haha hilarious.

Landing strip is good, but all the other stuff has to go. No good shaving the front but not the.....crevices (ew gross word).

Porn star bald is quite sexy but only if you have a sexy vadge, it can end up looking like a plucked chicken which is bad times.

But then, there's nothing wrong with a bit of bush either, I just feel sexier when it's tidier definitely.

 

[Ben]

Hehehe I love how it's become a craze to have a 'stylish' vagina. You can get sprayed on designs and diamontes and stuff haha hilarious.

VAJAZZLE!

No good shaving the front but not the.....crevices (ew gross word).

omg.

 

[Will]

That's officially the worst thing I've ever googled.

I've changed my mind. It isn't tea time after all.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

You can get sprayed on designs and diamontes and stuff haha hilarious.

Vajazzles! LOL! I just googled pics of them and almost got a Trojan Horse virus though .

Landing strip is good, but all the other stuff has to go. No good shaving the front but not the.....crevices (ew gross word).

Haha, crevices <3

Porn star bald is quite sexy but only if you have a sexy vadge, it can end up looking like a plucked chicken which is bad times.

Porn star bald is really only good if you're like completely waxing it or just have an insanely good razor. Stubble/razor burn is just annoying.

But yah once again landing strip ftw.

 

[kimahri]

The topic is making me think too much. WHY

In answer to the question I'll go with the will approach, not too much or not too little but hey, As long as it's not Blue, melty weirdly hairy and been described as a waffel then thats a plus.

In other news I wish to kill you now furie, YOU BURNED MY MIND. Then I saw Neal's sig and thought it was Bazpa, Wishing no offence to the man, YOU BURNED MY MIND EVEN MORE.

Y u du dis?

 

[Ian]

A nice tidy triangle, isosceles preferably.

Bald is good but it's difficult for her to work out where she ends and I begin if I'm munching.

 

[Nic]

LMAO! This topic is amazing.

When looking from a purely practical standpoint, then its all got to go. Nothing worse than getting hair stuck between your tongue and your tonsils. Ewww! Making me gag just thinking about it. However, it just doesn't look right, especially if the vadge in question is "hung like bunting".

Big hairy bushes are hideous, and should be outlawed.

Therefore, my preference is a happy medium. Some kind of...

(but not one of those really really narrow ones. They're kinda ridiculous)

 

[WelcomeToOblivion]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c[/youtube]

 

[kimahri]

My pubes are so long they make Cousin it feel bald.

 

[ECG]

^Cocklights :lol:
Between Pierre's post in the Member Information thread & the whole of this thread, I've been in stitches for a solid 20 minutes! Thanks everyone. It's been a while since I've had such a good laugh.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.
Clitter <3

 

[RCF]

This topic has made me laugh for almost a half hour straight. I love you all :lol:

 

[Tomatron]

Practise vajazzling safely!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNebtyxuh84[/youtube]

 

[Will]

I only have to read the title to that to know that the world just got at least ten times worse...

 

[Smithy]

"DOCTA IT BURNS WEN A PISS"

"It sounds like you have an STD Destiny"

"AR U SURE ITS NOT THA GLITTA RUBBING TOGEVA"

 

[Lofty]

If I had a fanny, I'd SO get this.

Also, this topic made me LOL at nearly every post. From the ones that are taking it ever so serious, to Maddie's post. It's great!

Trimmed/Styled is the way forward though.

Also, no matter how much you 'Azzle' your Vaj, it will still look like an old woman's mouth who's lost her teeth.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

Also, no matter how much you 'Azzle' your Vaj, it will still look like an old woman's mouth who's lost her teeth.

LMFAO.

This topic is just incred.

 

[RCF]

I never really DID answer cuz I thought it weird for someone my age to answer but I'll go ahead anyway. I'd prefer more of a bald with maybe a little patch. Me, Taylor, and Ollie already had a discussion, which I guess I could say "landing strip" for me.

Btw, this topic is why I <3 this site

 

[Dave]

Haaa this topic is amazing.

I'd say styled, because if it's bald it can be like de-boning a piece of meat sifting the flaps. Then too much hair and it's like searching through thicket for a lost football.

So runway is always the way forward.