Kebab said:
^Trust me, when Intamin realise how popular B&M's models are becoming, they'll do something special... I hope.
Well, there-in lies the problem...
"Hello, Intamin? I'd like to take a look at one of your Wingrider products please!"
"Certainly, meet us at Port Aventura in approximately 4 hours and 23 minutes?"
"Sorry, I can only do it in 30 minutes, take it or leave it... I'm dialling B&M right now..."
"Okay, 30 minutes!"
(skip to Port Aventura 30 minutes later)
"And as you can see, the ride looks absolutely fantastic, swooping over the water. The acceleration is brilliant, and the thrill of the leg dangly thing at such high speed is phenomenal"
"Why is there a gaggle of chiropractors and injury lawyers at the exit?"
"Must be a group outing for the Spanish Chiropractors and Lawyers association... Shall we move away and sign a contract then?"
"I'd like to ride it before signing a contract please"
"Erm, surely you don't need to do that? Clearly the ride looks brilliant and will look brilliant on your park."
"I still like to ride before I buy"
"Okay, I think we may have to wait in the queue for 3 hours and 54 minutes though..."
"Queue's not that big, and surely we can get on without queueing?"
"No, no, absolutely not... There's no way we can get on the ride before 5:21 p.m.... As long as the temperature stays at 26.34 degrees, and then we may have to make it tomorrow... Or the day after..."
"So I can only ride the ride, if I want to buy it, at a precise time and a precise temperature?"
"Yes, and only row 1, inside, right hand side"
"Why?"
"No reason... None at all... Nope, erm... Really, just... Erm... Look, do just want me call up Walter and Claude for you?"
"Hi, Walter? Yeah, I'm in the market for a new coaster and currently in Port Aventura, any models here I could try to test out your workmanship? <laughs> no, I've not tried Baco so my back is still intact... So you have one here you think is pretty good..? Dragon what? Kan? Oh, KHAN! Okay, I'm on my way..."