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Which Roller Coaster Would You Marry?

Venom2053 said:
So this lady married a roller coaster... :lol:
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I Thought marrying a roller coaster was rather sad, but when I saw it was actually a magic carpet ride, I thought "Zomg - that's even sadder!"
 
Hahaha, when I went to Knoebles I saw the Flying Carpet and was like... Is that? Is... Is that that one that women makes out with?

I didn't know she actually married it?
 
Joey said:
Hahaha, when I went to Knoebles I saw the Flying Carpet and was like... Is that? Is... Is that that one that women makes out with?
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Aahah technically you rode her husband ;) How does she tell people she's married ? "Oh yea... and this is my husband...." Apparently she also changed her last name to Weber after the rides manufactuter
 
Ummm........I feel horrendously awkward now that Ive read that article as I believe I have met that woman before.

Question though, wouldnt the marriage be nothing but a sham as the ride is nothing short of a WHORE?!

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The entire documentary is on Youtube, sans the terrible music. It's worth watching.

I kinda hope Knoebels move it across the park and don't tell her. Just to TROLOLOLOL her when she arrives and sees it GONE and she's like D: NOOOO and then notices it poking out the trees somewhere else in the park. Oh my god it would be ammmazing.
 
^No doubt she would know the moment they touched it though, right? Don't act like they don't have a special bond!

[edit: lol, just realized it's the 5th anniversary of the woman who married the Eiffel Tower]
 
Call me weird, but I am quite fond of TTD's massive structure. It's "just a roller coaster", right? Yeah, and a pretty majestic looking one at that. Standing by its tower, I look way up and just think, "wow".
 
Wow, she is hillarious,
If it was legal, I would marry "The Swarm" as it is increadible, plus Merlin would most likely do a masive Publicity Stunt advertising it! :)

But as I love girls, I wouldn't actually do this.
 
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