Hutch
Strata Poster
I’d been wanting to clear out this trio of parks for some time now, and I finally got around to it a couple weekends ago. I had already done BGW, way back in 2013 (just a few weeks before I first joined CF!), so I was due for a revisit. Plus I needed Kings Dominion and Six Flags America, and with the anticipated opening of Pantheon, this was a good time to finally make the trip happen.
This weekend was part of the Buzzed Bars Stumble, which included a group of many CFers and other folks outside the forums. About a month out from the trip we realized Pantheon had no chance of opening, but that wasn't the only spite of the trip. We still had a great weekend, and knowing about Pantheon ahead of time prevented any disappointment we would've had the day of.
Day 1 - Six Flags America
Flew into BWI that day for a quick cred run in the afternoon. I honestly wasn’t sure about hitting this park or not because it looks so bad, and flying into Richmond would’ve just been easier, but I’m glad I did it. Even though we ran into some issues.
It had been raining most of the day, which meant that the staff were outnumbering the guests. We arrived to the park at 3 PM, and luckily the rain had stopped by then.
Unfortunately I ended up missing a few creds here. A couple were down, but I also missed Roar and Firebird as the park ended up closing at 5, completely unannounced (was scheduled to close at 7). Even though two hours was more than enough time to get all the creds, we were also being very leisurely and didn’t get the creds in an efficient manner. Had we known about the early closing ahead of time, we could’ve made it happen.
Missed creds:
I’ve heard terrible things about both so I’m not too bothered.
On our way to the park’s “signature” attraction.
Joker was apparently running earlier but broke down. We saw a few test cycles but they never opened it back up.
Wasn’t really looking forward to it anyway. I’d done Flight of Fear at Kings Island, which is god awful, so I couldn’t see an outdoor spaghetti bowl being any better. Plus, we had another one coming up tomorrow.
First cred of the trip was Superman: Ride of Steel. It was amazing! It has one of the best layouts ever in my opinion.
Just kidding. This ride is just a waste of space. I cringed when I first saw a train crawl over the first camelback… you just end up sitting in your seat. And you all know how dumb the helices and straight track are.
Beyond the bad layout, I didn’t realize how awful the seats and restraints are. I guess it used to have the usual T-bars, but they turned them into M-bars and added shin guards, which are much more restrictive than the RMC shin guards. I’m 6’1”, so not nearly as tall for anything to be a problem, but I felt like I was climbing into a wild mouse or kiddie coaster.
The ride was smooth enough, but it had some awkward transitions and the shin guards made it a little painful. The brake run in particular shoves all your weight into the shin guards.
The only good part of the ride is the second airtime hill, which actually lifts you out of your seat. The bunny hops at the end have some airtime, but it’s not great. I did a back row and front row ride, and front row was a bit more comfortable.
Because of the shoddy weather, I thought a ride on their Sky Screamer (I think it's actually called Wonder Woman something something... can't be bothered to check) would actually be pretty fun. Halfway through the ride, just as we were starting to head down, the ride rose again and sped up even faster! Definitely felt a bit scary, especially with the wind.
Next coaster was Wild One. I must say, for a ride that’s over 100 years old, it might be the best coaster in the park?
I mean, it’s not the best and was kinda rough, but there were some fun drops and intense laterals. Any other park it’d be a forgettable ride, but with a coaster lineup as bad as this park, this is as good as you’ll get.
This helix finale was pretty ridiculous.
Rajun Cajun was closed for inclement weather. Sure, it had rained earlier, but the weather was fine now.
Great Chase coaster. +1 and done.
Next up was this beauty.
Mind Eraser is only my third SLC cred, and I’m kinda surprised I’ve managed to avoid them given the amount of creds I have at this point.
It was horrible of course. There isn’t much headbanging, especially if you brace for impact, but instead it just shakes around your entire body. Awful thing.
Batwing was down earlier, but saw that it was running again, so made our way over there. Not sure what the park designers were thinking when planning out the location (unless there used to be a ride in between Bat and Superman).
I was kinda looking forward to riding this and glad we got it, mostly so I could complete the set of three flying dutchmans. Firehawk was alright, and I actually kinda liked Nighthawk (and apparently everyone else hates that one). But I thought this one was the worst of the three. Don’t know if it’s actually the worst one or if my opinion has just changed on them.
The loop was awesome, but the rest of it was okay for the most part. The trains were just uncomfortable and the final twists were pretty bad. Glad I don’t have to worry about them anymore.
It was this point when the park suddenly closed without any announcement (we were actually Batwing’s last train of the day). We thought it was going to be a soft close, starting with the rides in the back and moving everyone else towards the front, but no. Everything closed at once.
We tried to sneak a ride on Roar on our way out, and the ops were actually going to let us ride (they had no idea the park was closing), but another staff member ran over to tell them to close, just as they opened the gates. The Roar ride op had the quotes of the day: “Y’all don’t have to go home, but you can’t be here” and “I guess Six Flags got tired of y’all.”
It’s things like this that make Six Flags the worst chain for me. We were actually having a pretty decent visit, and the ride ops were actually doing a good job, but then you have bull**** like this putting a damper on the day.
I’m not bothered by the coasters we missed themselves, but more annoyed that’d I need to return if I ever wanted the creds. It’s easily the worst coaster selection I’ve ever experienced, but I really hope they don’t get anything good so I’m not tempted to return.
Despite the park closing, I’ve had worse theme park visits. I mean the park was empty, so it’s hard to complain about that. That being said, it’s easily the worst theme park I’ve ever been too. The rides are filled with mediocrity, and the park is just ugly. On the other hand, I’m tempted to call it the best Six Flags park lol… solely because all the coasters had free bins in the stations, and the free water cups we got were a large soda cup, instead of those tiny plastic cups.
That night, we drove down to our hotel in Richmond, regrouped for a bit, then went out for some food and drink at the Answer Brewpub!
Up next is Kings Dominion!
This weekend was part of the Buzzed Bars Stumble, which included a group of many CFers and other folks outside the forums. About a month out from the trip we realized Pantheon had no chance of opening, but that wasn't the only spite of the trip. We still had a great weekend, and knowing about Pantheon ahead of time prevented any disappointment we would've had the day of.
Day 1 - Six Flags America
Flew into BWI that day for a quick cred run in the afternoon. I honestly wasn’t sure about hitting this park or not because it looks so bad, and flying into Richmond would’ve just been easier, but I’m glad I did it. Even though we ran into some issues.
It had been raining most of the day, which meant that the staff were outnumbering the guests. We arrived to the park at 3 PM, and luckily the rain had stopped by then.
Unfortunately I ended up missing a few creds here. A couple were down, but I also missed Roar and Firebird as the park ended up closing at 5, completely unannounced (was scheduled to close at 7). Even though two hours was more than enough time to get all the creds, we were also being very leisurely and didn’t get the creds in an efficient manner. Had we known about the early closing ahead of time, we could’ve made it happen.
Missed creds:
I’ve heard terrible things about both so I’m not too bothered.
On our way to the park’s “signature” attraction.
Joker was apparently running earlier but broke down. We saw a few test cycles but they never opened it back up.
Wasn’t really looking forward to it anyway. I’d done Flight of Fear at Kings Island, which is god awful, so I couldn’t see an outdoor spaghetti bowl being any better. Plus, we had another one coming up tomorrow.
First cred of the trip was Superman: Ride of Steel. It was amazing! It has one of the best layouts ever in my opinion.
Just kidding. This ride is just a waste of space. I cringed when I first saw a train crawl over the first camelback… you just end up sitting in your seat. And you all know how dumb the helices and straight track are.
Beyond the bad layout, I didn’t realize how awful the seats and restraints are. I guess it used to have the usual T-bars, but they turned them into M-bars and added shin guards, which are much more restrictive than the RMC shin guards. I’m 6’1”, so not nearly as tall for anything to be a problem, but I felt like I was climbing into a wild mouse or kiddie coaster.
The ride was smooth enough, but it had some awkward transitions and the shin guards made it a little painful. The brake run in particular shoves all your weight into the shin guards.
The only good part of the ride is the second airtime hill, which actually lifts you out of your seat. The bunny hops at the end have some airtime, but it’s not great. I did a back row and front row ride, and front row was a bit more comfortable.
Because of the shoddy weather, I thought a ride on their Sky Screamer (I think it's actually called Wonder Woman something something... can't be bothered to check) would actually be pretty fun. Halfway through the ride, just as we were starting to head down, the ride rose again and sped up even faster! Definitely felt a bit scary, especially with the wind.
Next coaster was Wild One. I must say, for a ride that’s over 100 years old, it might be the best coaster in the park?
I mean, it’s not the best and was kinda rough, but there were some fun drops and intense laterals. Any other park it’d be a forgettable ride, but with a coaster lineup as bad as this park, this is as good as you’ll get.
This helix finale was pretty ridiculous.
Rajun Cajun was closed for inclement weather. Sure, it had rained earlier, but the weather was fine now.
Great Chase coaster. +1 and done.
Next up was this beauty.
Mind Eraser is only my third SLC cred, and I’m kinda surprised I’ve managed to avoid them given the amount of creds I have at this point.
It was horrible of course. There isn’t much headbanging, especially if you brace for impact, but instead it just shakes around your entire body. Awful thing.
Batwing was down earlier, but saw that it was running again, so made our way over there. Not sure what the park designers were thinking when planning out the location (unless there used to be a ride in between Bat and Superman).
I was kinda looking forward to riding this and glad we got it, mostly so I could complete the set of three flying dutchmans. Firehawk was alright, and I actually kinda liked Nighthawk (and apparently everyone else hates that one). But I thought this one was the worst of the three. Don’t know if it’s actually the worst one or if my opinion has just changed on them.
The loop was awesome, but the rest of it was okay for the most part. The trains were just uncomfortable and the final twists were pretty bad. Glad I don’t have to worry about them anymore.
It was this point when the park suddenly closed without any announcement (we were actually Batwing’s last train of the day). We thought it was going to be a soft close, starting with the rides in the back and moving everyone else towards the front, but no. Everything closed at once.
We tried to sneak a ride on Roar on our way out, and the ops were actually going to let us ride (they had no idea the park was closing), but another staff member ran over to tell them to close, just as they opened the gates. The Roar ride op had the quotes of the day: “Y’all don’t have to go home, but you can’t be here” and “I guess Six Flags got tired of y’all.”
It’s things like this that make Six Flags the worst chain for me. We were actually having a pretty decent visit, and the ride ops were actually doing a good job, but then you have bull**** like this putting a damper on the day.
I’m not bothered by the coasters we missed themselves, but more annoyed that’d I need to return if I ever wanted the creds. It’s easily the worst coaster selection I’ve ever experienced, but I really hope they don’t get anything good so I’m not tempted to return.
Despite the park closing, I’ve had worse theme park visits. I mean the park was empty, so it’s hard to complain about that. That being said, it’s easily the worst theme park I’ve ever been too. The rides are filled with mediocrity, and the park is just ugly. On the other hand, I’m tempted to call it the best Six Flags park lol… solely because all the coasters had free bins in the stations, and the free water cups we got were a large soda cup, instead of those tiny plastic cups.
That night, we drove down to our hotel in Richmond, regrouped for a bit, then went out for some food and drink at the Answer Brewpub!
Up next is Kings Dominion!