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Theme park premier league.

slappy mcguire

slappy mcguire

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having been to Drayton manor today, after having been to two other parks this month, it has astounded me the differences in quality between the, on paper, similar parks. So heres the thing; I propose we grade them. Not in the normal way, but in such a way that mirrors the English premier league.
For example, Drayton manor I see as a popular overachiever, that uses its funds wisely to bolster itself in a savvy manor, guided by a genuinely inspired manager. For that reason, I classify them as Everton. Any suggestions?
 
Ben is quite right, what pansies they are that grace the modern game.

F1 wise I would say Drayton was Jordan, mostly an also ran but with odd flashes of brilliance :P
 
UK Themeparks

Alton Towers - Arsenal (Was good but has got worse over the years)
Thorpe park - Man utd (very good but lots of chavs go)
Chessington - Sunderland (utter **** but have afew good rides/players)
Drayton Manor - Tottenham
 
Neal said:
Ben is quite right, what pansies they are that grace the modern game.

F1 wise I would say Drayton was Jordan, mostly an also ran but with odd flashes of brilliance :P
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Thorpe is Hamilton - good for one year, and then just a disappointment and annoying from there on in :wink:
 
Lmao, this topic is absolutely bollocks.... I'm sorry, but ****ing hell.

And Taylor, big juicy fail.
 
Ben said:
Neal said:
Ben is quite right, what pansies they are that grace the modern game.

F1 wise I would say Drayton was Jordan, mostly an also ran but with odd flashes of brilliance :P
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Thorpe is Hamilton - good for one year, and then just a disappointment and annoying from there on in :wink:
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Ahahahaha!

Disney is Schumacher :wink: (This is such a fun game)
 
LiveForTheLaunch said:
I'm... Very confused.

So I can be like, Wonderland is Canada, because it's Canadian?
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LOL!!!!! Epic Fail!! I'm American and I still know what's going on. They are pretending amusement parks are football (Soccer) teams.


Right??
 
I would say that Oakwood is Tottenham. It has had it's struggles, yet it has pulled through and is generally liked by most fans.

Thorpe is West Brom. You feel sorry for it, but you know that they should just give up altogether.
 
Neal said:
Ben said:
Neal said:
Ben is quite right, what pansies they are that grace the modern game.

F1 wise I would say Drayton was Jordan, mostly an also ran but with odd flashes of brilliance :P
Click to expand...

Thorpe is Hamilton - good for one year, and then just a disappointment and annoying from there on in :wink:
Click to expand...

Ahahahaha!

Disney is Schumacher :wink: (This is such a fun game)
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Then who would Button be? Somewhere like Holiday Park - come out of nowhere and suddenly start winning everything xD
 
Alton-Liverpool-Lots of history, but still delivering today, but has ownership issues (Alton's seem to be sorted, sadly Liverpools do not)
Blackpool-Real Madrid (We can use Spnish teams, yes?)-Big names, lots of hype and over expectations of what is actually not all that good in places, possibly on the slide, but still more than capable of being very good.
Thorpe-Hull (only of 2008)-New boy pulling off surprising results despite lacking the years of teams (and parks) above it. Hopefully Thorpe won't collapse like Hull have.

If we compare to F1 Teams, Thorpe is Red Bull-New kids on the block, but doing very well. Alton is Brawn-Under new ownership, it is doing very well again.
 
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