Re: Tennessee Rednecks: DWood, Lake Winnie & more!
The park is so good we extended our days at Dollywood by 2.
I just want to share a little story about one of the funniest 45 minutes of my life at Dollywood a few days ago...
The Fat Stalker
So we are getting our things out of the locker at Tenessee Tornado and my mom and I our talking about how good Ms. Lillians Chicken House was. This fat guy pops out of no where and says WHO SAYS MS LILLIAN DONT HAVE THE BEST FOOD EVER.
So we got into a very small conversation, first he wants to eat at Ms. Lillians wit us, and then he wants to go ride Daredevil Falls with us. Then we told him we where going to ride Wild Eagle real quick and thought he would go away. BUT NO. He was waiting for us on the bench outside of Wild Eagle. If you havn'y ridde it, the exit is a different way than the entrance, so we RUN into the gift shop and then exit the gift shop and go to Blazing Fury.
When we got to Blazing Fury we where all like, "He'll never find us here! Yay!" and then I looks to my right and see the guy in the front row line for Blazing Fury. Luckily it's a two train capacity and he was in the 4th or 5th spot, so he didn't see us as we passed by. Then when we get off the ride, His train had already went in. When we got outside the exit we checked if the coast was clear, and it was, but just to make sure we DUCKED under benches at a little restraunt not to far down from Blazing Fury, including my 42 year old mom. Luckily he passed by us and probably went to Daredevil Falls. We the ran to Wild Eagle again and carried on with the rest of our day.
If you're wondering why he didn't come on Wild Eagle with us, he was too fat to fit on the ride. He probably liked Daredevil Falls so much (which is overated by the way but still good fun) because it's the only ride ever built in history that he could fit on.
Did I mentioned that the guy WORKED at Victoria's Pizza, a pizza place in Dollywood? I mean I can understand if your a nerd, but if you WORK here? Go to a doctor.
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