Dave
CF Legend
So I had a long night of working on my photography sketchbooks as they needed to be worked on. So around half 12am I decided to have a break and just have a fun giggle with the Pot Noodle I bought in the 2 for £1 bargain at ASDA.
I saw the Doner Kebab flavour come out via the Metro and since it was on offer I thought I'd give it a try!
So here is the Doner Kebab flavour Pot Noodle. It was on offer for 2 for £1 on all Pot Noodles at ASDA so why not, didn't mean I bought it full price, so not bad on the pocket, cheaper than actual Doner Kebabs.
SO! First thing is first and I need to fill up the kettle, as because my room was so bloody hot the water had evaporated (well there wasn't much in it anyway), so off to the kitchen!
Filling it up! Pasta in the sink, someone didn't clean it out properly!
Good level, more than enough for a Pot Noodle! Also I keep my kettle at a very safe area. Were not supposed to have them in our rooms, cleaners don't care. I think the matinence guy made his own cup of tea while I was out once.
I opened it up and here is the contents sachet, someone said it was gonna be beer....or garlic mayo
Upon opening it I thought it had gone off or something due to the strange colour of it, like dust!
At this point I noticed it smelt like an ARMPIT, yes it did.
So while I waited for the kettle to boil I mulled over my workings in my book. Notice the person in the photos? Those black marks are burning areas, whereby I darken that area by exposing it for longer in the darkroom making the whole photo perfetly exposed!
(Note my awful handwriting)
Kettle boiled! Now time to pour in the magic ingredient!
POOURR
STIRRR AND SETTLE!
Repeat......and settle!
Out comes the satchel and into the Pot Noodle it goes!
Then realising it would become a SPICY ARMPIT, JOYZ!
Yeah this was my actual reaction when I tasted a bit of it, mainly because the spicy sauce was ****ing hot! Also because it tasted like I just licked someones sweaty spicy armpit.
Reluctant omm nomm nomm
Ordeal is nearly over!
Thank **** its over, I feel violated in the stomach.
Look of tetest and feeling slightly sick!
Thank god (figure of speech) its over. Im never buying it again, im sticking with Beef and Tomato.
Hope you enjoyed this, little bit pointless, but its fun
I saw the Doner Kebab flavour come out via the Metro and since it was on offer I thought I'd give it a try!
So here is the Doner Kebab flavour Pot Noodle. It was on offer for 2 for £1 on all Pot Noodles at ASDA so why not, didn't mean I bought it full price, so not bad on the pocket, cheaper than actual Doner Kebabs.
SO! First thing is first and I need to fill up the kettle, as because my room was so bloody hot the water had evaporated (well there wasn't much in it anyway), so off to the kitchen!
Filling it up! Pasta in the sink, someone didn't clean it out properly!
Good level, more than enough for a Pot Noodle! Also I keep my kettle at a very safe area. Were not supposed to have them in our rooms, cleaners don't care. I think the matinence guy made his own cup of tea while I was out once.
I opened it up and here is the contents sachet, someone said it was gonna be beer....or garlic mayo
Upon opening it I thought it had gone off or something due to the strange colour of it, like dust!
At this point I noticed it smelt like an ARMPIT, yes it did.
So while I waited for the kettle to boil I mulled over my workings in my book. Notice the person in the photos? Those black marks are burning areas, whereby I darken that area by exposing it for longer in the darkroom making the whole photo perfetly exposed!
(Note my awful handwriting)
Kettle boiled! Now time to pour in the magic ingredient!
POOURR
STIRRR AND SETTLE!
Repeat......and settle!
Out comes the satchel and into the Pot Noodle it goes!
Then realising it would become a SPICY ARMPIT, JOYZ!
Yeah this was my actual reaction when I tasted a bit of it, mainly because the spicy sauce was ****ing hot! Also because it tasted like I just licked someones sweaty spicy armpit.
Reluctant omm nomm nomm
Ordeal is nearly over!
Thank **** its over, I feel violated in the stomach.
Look of tetest and feeling slightly sick!
Thank god (figure of speech) its over. Im never buying it again, im sticking with Beef and Tomato.
Hope you enjoyed this, little bit pointless, but its fun
