AltonTowersFan
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Didn't see a review for this one, so here it goes:
Some time last season, I decided to go to Spain, just to get out of the cold weather, and enjoy some tall rides up at Warner paek(well, taller than the ones here). Anyhow, when I was walking round my way to Stunt Fall, when I saw some weird actors trying to scare people, while dancing to 'Im Sexy and I Know it', bit of a fail really. They were just advertising their new rip-off scaremaze! Inferno, tunel del terror.
It opened at 1630, the park closed at 1730, again, bit of a **** planning by the park. Anyway, after paying the 3.50€, I decided to head towards the queue line, which was very well hidden, as far away as possible from all main pathways (somewhere about Old West). I was the onlyone waiting, infact,I was the first and only rider of the day. The instructor/welcomer/ect. just told me to walk in, as no one else was going to join the queue. He briefed the instructions of don´t split from your group and stuff in his best english (how could i split from my **** group?). Anyway, once inside, nothing really happened... Basically, you walk through the old queue line of Coaster Express. One or two actors in a dark queue line. That was about it really.
I did enjoy the fact that it doesn't follow the pattern of path-room-path-room... it is just path-path-path :l:
: :l:. It had no storyline, or one theme. There was a mummy, a bed, an old lady, some sort of weird dog and thats about all there was inside.
Theming: 0/10 No theming, or theme.
Jumpiness: 0/10 Actors didn't even bother
Storyline: 0/10 No storyline
Actors energy: -25/10 The two actors were having a nap
I do not want to walk forwards factor: 0/10 Nope, no fear, despites being alone
Where am I? Factor: 5/10 Did get a bit lost, but not too much, it was too guided by the white arrows in the floor.
Overall: -10/10 Horrible maze, rip-off
So yea, don't bother going in.
Some time last season, I decided to go to Spain, just to get out of the cold weather, and enjoy some tall rides up at Warner paek(well, taller than the ones here). Anyhow, when I was walking round my way to Stunt Fall, when I saw some weird actors trying to scare people, while dancing to 'Im Sexy and I Know it', bit of a fail really. They were just advertising their new rip-off scaremaze! Inferno, tunel del terror.
It opened at 1630, the park closed at 1730, again, bit of a **** planning by the park. Anyway, after paying the 3.50€, I decided to head towards the queue line, which was very well hidden, as far away as possible from all main pathways (somewhere about Old West). I was the onlyone waiting, infact,I was the first and only rider of the day. The instructor/welcomer/ect. just told me to walk in, as no one else was going to join the queue. He briefed the instructions of don´t split from your group and stuff in his best english (how could i split from my **** group?). Anyway, once inside, nothing really happened... Basically, you walk through the old queue line of Coaster Express. One or two actors in a dark queue line. That was about it really.
I did enjoy the fact that it doesn't follow the pattern of path-room-path-room... it is just path-path-path :l:

Theming: 0/10 No theming, or theme.
Jumpiness: 0/10 Actors didn't even bother
Storyline: 0/10 No storyline
Actors energy: -25/10 The two actors were having a nap
I do not want to walk forwards factor: 0/10 Nope, no fear, despites being alone
Where am I? Factor: 5/10 Did get a bit lost, but not too much, it was too guided by the white arrows in the floor.
Overall: -10/10 Horrible maze, rip-off
So yea, don't bother going in.