Mackem Lad
Mega Poster
Total joke - today reminded me of just why I cannot stand that hole they call a theme park.
They were quite clearly unprepared for a public opening. I, along with others, filled in a complaint form that left no room for empathy, I hope my strong words hit home. I will be writing a very long and strong-worded email tomorrow aswell.
Barely any rides were open - those that were broke down constantly. Velocity sat doing nothing until 3pm, only then did the park finally decide to start working on the problem, too late I'm afraid. Perhaps they just decided to pull their finger out after the severe amount of complaints that were being filed at Customer Information.
Kumali didn't even start testing until 3pm. Utter joke.
Waited 30 minutes for my food at American Diner, which seemed bad until the table behind us complained that they'd waited over an hour. To add further insult, it took over 30 minutes just to pay our bill as the staff had no idea on how to work the damn thing. Staff training is obviously not a priority at Flamingo Land.
Staff still smoking in operator cabins, so much for the park clamping down on this sort of thing. Some things will never change I guess. Same old slow loading - god help these so called operators if they worked at a proper park that set throughput targets such as Alton Towers. They wouldn't last two minutes.
4D Cinema not open at all, haven't even got the film installed. You've had since November 3rd, Flamingo Land. But I suppose you had too much on your hands with a new sports bar...
And finally, what on earth is that hideous thing they've put on Kumal's cobra roll?! Oh, and the "new" park map is worse than the last. Same old crude drawings.
Year after year the park continue to fall flat on their face come public opening and continue to settle for second best. Their "it'll do" approach to the park is one that fails to attract me back.
Absolutely pitiful.
They were quite clearly unprepared for a public opening. I, along with others, filled in a complaint form that left no room for empathy, I hope my strong words hit home. I will be writing a very long and strong-worded email tomorrow aswell.
Barely any rides were open - those that were broke down constantly. Velocity sat doing nothing until 3pm, only then did the park finally decide to start working on the problem, too late I'm afraid. Perhaps they just decided to pull their finger out after the severe amount of complaints that were being filed at Customer Information.
Kumali didn't even start testing until 3pm. Utter joke.
Waited 30 minutes for my food at American Diner, which seemed bad until the table behind us complained that they'd waited over an hour. To add further insult, it took over 30 minutes just to pay our bill as the staff had no idea on how to work the damn thing. Staff training is obviously not a priority at Flamingo Land.
Staff still smoking in operator cabins, so much for the park clamping down on this sort of thing. Some things will never change I guess. Same old slow loading - god help these so called operators if they worked at a proper park that set throughput targets such as Alton Towers. They wouldn't last two minutes.
4D Cinema not open at all, haven't even got the film installed. You've had since November 3rd, Flamingo Land. But I suppose you had too much on your hands with a new sports bar...
And finally, what on earth is that hideous thing they've put on Kumal's cobra roll?! Oh, and the "new" park map is worse than the last. Same old crude drawings.
Year after year the park continue to fall flat on their face come public opening and continue to settle for second best. Their "it'll do" approach to the park is one that fails to attract me back.
Absolutely pitiful.
