see, I do actually really like Drayton. For all of its huge and many faults, it's a superb family day out.
First of all, everything is really close. I'm not an Apocalypse fan (in a minority there), but while Madame_Furie goes on it (she is a fan), I can take the kids off onto Chuff Nuggets (Golden Nuggets) and the Drunken Barrels. You're never really ever split up and far from each other kind of thing.
I do love Pandemonium though - it's a personal favourite flat ride. So it's great I can ride on it when the rest of the family don't.
We ALL love Maelstrom, lovely ride. The Rapids are fine, Storm Force is actually pretty good, Ben 10 is great fun. Chuff Nuggets is awful, but short so better than Duel, T'Aunting (Bat on a Stick) is so awful it's brilliant. All great rides for everyone in the family to go on and just have a giggle.
It's kind of what going to a Theme Park is all about.
Yes, the paint is flaking all over. Yes the food is bad. Yes the staff are awful at times. Yes the queues are hideous claustrophobic sheds. Yes nothing is actually outstanding. Yet it's still, as a family day out, really appealing.
As far as the big two coasters go, I really enjoy Shockwave. It's too short and a little too violent, but I enjoy it. G-Force though is awful, but it looks cool
On a quiet day, it's very much "done everything in an hour and now I'm getting depressed about the state of the place", unless you find a ride you love. Then suddenly it's a great opportunity to enjoy whoring a ride you rarely get anywhere else.
If you're with childish friends or family, it's also got the fun element and the zoo and everything - you'll have a great day re-riding and laughing.
If it's busy, you'll find it a chore, but at least you'll get to experience everything without getting overly bored (beyond the normal queue boredom).
Oh, and stand up with floor on Apocalypse is the best