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Best Katy Brand

The best Katy Brand is...

  • The Original Katy Brand

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  • The New Katy Brand

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Ian

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Do you prefer the jolly comedienne, The Original Katy Brand:
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rOEcgr7VA[/youtube]

or, the celebrity with no musical talent, just looks, The New Katy Brand:
Katy-Perry.jpg

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs[/youtube]

I think it's a tough call.

On one hand, you have The New Katy Brand who is conventional stunning and you KNOW that she'll be great in bed because she's tamed that talentless T4 (or similar) presenter with the Amy Winehouse hair, and her pop tunes are catchy.

But then there's The Original Katy Brand. I find her strangely attractive. Her musical parodies are usually spot on, although the rest of her show is below par. She seems like a down to earth bird though, the sort you could take out for a few pints, have a night of silly sex (possibly involving a Wii remote) before waking up and sharing last night's doner kebab.

Which one is your favourite Katy Brand?
 
I liked Katy's first album. Then she went all totally **** on the second album...

The other Katy, the comedian, is a legend though, her <3
 
^^ I'd like to think I've been consistent throughout the year!

^ Sorry. It's a popular culture thing, so it may not be within your realms of interest.

After spending 30 mins or so doing research on both Brands, The Original Katy Brand is my favourite. Educated, sexy, talented, funny, down to earth, likes cheese.
 
Perry. I'd give her a good going over any day of the week.
 
The original Katy Brand has never made me laugh, and that annoys as it's actually her job.

New Katy Brand, on the other hand...when she jumps up and down, her boobs jiggle, and that makes me laugh.

New Katy please.
 
Never even heard of the first one but the link you posted was just meh and didn't make me laugh. Was it suppose to?

Katy Perry is absolutely gorgeous, I'd go lezzie for her, but her music is horrible.

Neither.
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJKGtFNwxs8&feature=related[/youtube]

Cheers for this topic, Ian. I had no idea of this woman's existence until now - she's fab! <3
 
It's a tough call, Katy Brand is very funny, but I think if she simply does music mocking other music she displays just as little talent as Katy Perry. However, Katy Perry is very hot unfortunately that doesn't not excuse her horrible excuse for music. I'll go with the original.
 
Is Katy Brand Jo Brand's little sister?


Also, has anyone actually got past looking at Katy Perry's tits and legs and seen she's actually a bit of a plastic freak?
 
I think Katy Perry is a bit pointless, but I saw Katy Brand at my local train station once and she was being fat and hilarious so she gets my vote! Oh, and this made me chuckle:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15hfyyZXCFg[/youtube]
 
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